Why Dickie Can't Teach
3rd Rock from the Sun — Season 6
Tommy can’t decide where to go to college, and Dick is really pushing Pendleton: when it’s all said and done, Princeton and Pendleton both serve fish sticks. Dick says he’ll give Tommy a personal tour of the campus. Harry wants to go too but the other aliens remind him that he’s not going to college.
Meanwhile, Sally’s upset that Don’s not included in a newspaper article on Rutherford’s ten most powerful men; she can’t fathom how this is possible. Sally says maybe she’s let Don down; maybe she hasn’t thrust greatness upon him. It’s time to rebuild him into the powerhouse he’s never dreamed of being.
On campus, Mary tries to help Dick recruit Tommy, but Tommy just wants to sit in on a class. Sally decides to throw a power brunch to turn Don into a success; she invites everyone on the top ten list plus other important townspeople. At the brunch, she wangles an assistant’s job for Don with Gus DeMarmel, president of DeMarmel lunchmeat; never mind that Don has absolutely no business experi