Episode List

Solomon discovers that human bodies can produce feelings, and he’s feeling attracted to a college professor with whom he shares an office.

Tommy’s ““make-out session”“ has an unintended consequence: he catches a bug and the crew gets its first taste of human illness. Martha Stewart ha…

Dick confronts the harsh realities of middle age when he’s introduced to the earthly concept of birthdays – and it dawns on him that he’s getting old.

Sally’s exploration of the life style of a young adult woman proceeds: Dick assigns her to go out on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.

While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.

Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright’s old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her; Harry adopts a stray dog…

Dick’s one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation; Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.

When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a ““forthright and honest”“ eulogy abou…

Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright’s loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.

Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright’s unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting.

While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry takes to it; Dick doesn’t), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.

A snowstorm — the Solomons’ first — spoils Dr. Albright’s trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.

The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.

Harry joins a CD club and finds the responsibilities of membership overwhelming. When Nina tells Dick that Stanford has no graduate records on him and Dick reacts defensively,…

Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright’s women-only study group; Sally and Harry get jobs at a pancake restaurant.

The Solomons discover that everyone on Earth has roots but them. During a chat with Tommy’s teacher Mr. Randell, Dick learns that the teenage isn’t ““fi…

The Solomons’ faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime (”“This planet is in a bad neighborhood,”“ sighs Sally). Meanwhile, D…

Dick decides the reason Harry’s”“odd”“ is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry — who then learns th…

The ever-present influence of television turns the Solomons’ first trip to a hospital into a madcap exercise in fantasy versus reality. After Mrs. Dubcek cuts her finger,…

Dick cuts up at a Japanese restaurant, but the big news is that he’s there with Dr. Albright, who has finally agreed to date him. But just as they finally consummate thei…