Bob's Burgers: Season 3
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| 1 | Ear-sy RiderA biker gang sets up shop in the restaurant, where they lament the loss of their beloved leader. |
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| 2 | Full BarsThe Belcher kids break with a long standing Halloween tradition, veering away from their usual trick or treat trek in favor of a posh neighborhood that’s known for its ov… |
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| 3 | Bob Fires the KidsWorried that his kids are not enjoying summer vacation because he’s making them work in the restaurant, Bob fires them. But they soon become bored and take jobs as “… |
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| 4 | Mutiny on the WindbreakerBob does a tour of duty as a private chef on a docked cruise ship and brings along the family to witness his true culinary skills, but the special occasion is scuttled when the… |
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| 4 | Mutiny on the WindbreakerBob does a tour of duty as a private chef on a docked cruise ship and brings along the family to witness his true culinary skills, but the special occasion is scuttled when the… |
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| 5 | An Indecent Thanksgiving ProposalBob’s plans for his favorite holiday, Thanksgiving, change when Mr. Fischoeder (voice of Kevin Kline) hires him as a chef, and Linda and the kids to play his family, as h… |
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| 6 | The DeepeningMr. Fischoeder’s new pier attraction, a mechanical shark, goes haywire and terrorizes the town, and it falls to Bob and the family to catch it. |
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| 7 | Tina-rannosaurus WrecksAfter Tina accidentally wrecks the car, and gets the whole family involved with a slimy insurance agent, she worries that she’s a “jinx”. |
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| 8 | The Unbearable Like-Likeness of GeneGene gets his first girlfriend, but it doesn’t take long for the family to realize that she is incredibly annoying and they pressure him to break up with her. |
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| 9 | God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-MannequinsWhen Bob inherits a storage unit around Christmas, visions of riches dance in the heads of the family, but what they find inside is a squatter who claims he once worked as a ma… |
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| 10 | Mother Daughter Laser RazorLinda worries that her relationship with Louise isn’t as good as it should be, so, much to Louise’s chagrin, she forces the young lady to participate in a mother-da… |
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| 11 | Nude BeachThe new health inspector proves to be a decent fellow, until he blackmails Bob into being allowed to perform his atrocious music at the restaurant, which drives away the custom… |
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| 12 | Broadcast Wagstaff School NewsThere is a “Mad Pooper” running wild at the Belcher children’s middle school and Tina finds herself on a mission to get to the “bottom” of the situation. |
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| 13 | My Fuzzy ValentineWhen a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn’t cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine’s Day gift that will “w… |
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| 14 | Lindapendent WomanLinda thinks Bob doesn’t appreciate her and quits the restaurant to work at a grocery store. In her absence, Bob tries – and fails – to run the place on his o… |
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| 15 | O.T.: The Outside ToiletWhen Gene finds an expensive talking toilet out in the woods, he and his friends decide to protect it as much as they can while an evil toilet hunter is looking for the toilet.… |
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| 16 | TopsyLouise expects to get a charge out of taking down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher when she re-creates one of the famous inventor’s experiments that involved el… |
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| 17 | Two for TinaJimmy Jr. is threatened when Tina starts dating a ballet dancer named Josh and the two boys get into an epic dance-off for her heart |
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| 18 | It Snakes a VillageThe Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda’s parents who live in a senior home that – to Linda’s complete horror – is full of senior s… |
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| 19 | Family FracasAfter the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV game show “Family Fracas!” To the dis… |
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| 20 | The Kids Run the RestaurantAfter Bob cuts his finger and faints at the sight of his own blood, Linda brings him to the hospital and leaves the kids home alone. Not ones to waste a golden opportunity, Tin… |
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| 21 | Boyz 4 NowWhile accompanying Tina to a “Boyz 4 Now” concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the lead singers, Boo Boo – and is in disbelief that she actually likes a… |
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| 22 | Carpe MuseumBob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are on the lookout for exhibits with busts, and not… |
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| 23 | The UnnaturalAfter Gene loses his confidence at his baseball game, Linda decides to sign him up for baseball camp. The only problem? She needs money to pay for it! Meanwhile, Tina discovers… |