Bob's Burgers: Season 3

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Sep 30
2012

Ear-sy Rider

A biker gang sets up shop in the restaurant, where they lament the loss of their beloved leader.

2 Oct 07
2012

Full Bars

The Belcher kids break with a long standing Halloween tradition, veering away from their usual trick or treat trek in favor of a posh neighborhood that’s known for its ov…

3 Nov 04
2012

Bob Fires the Kids

Worried that his kids are not enjoying summer vacation because he’s making them work in the restaurant, Bob fires them. But they soon become bored and take jobs as “…

4 Nov 11
2012

Mutiny on the Windbreaker

Bob does a tour of duty as a private chef on a docked cruise ship and brings along the family to witness his true culinary skills, but the special occasion is scuttled when the…

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Mutiny on the Windbreaker

Bob does a tour of duty as a private chef on a docked cruise ship and brings along the family to witness his true culinary skills, but the special occasion is scuttled when the…

5 Nov 18
2012

An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal

Bob’s plans for his favorite holiday, Thanksgiving, change when Mr. Fischoeder hires him as a chef, and Linda and the kids to play his family, as he tries to stage a perf…

6 Nov 25
2012

The Deepening

Mr. Fischoeder’s new pier attraction, a mechanical shark, goes haywire and terrorizes the town, and it falls to Bob and the family to catch it.

7 Dec 02
2012

Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks

After Tina accidentally wrecks the car, and gets the whole family involved with a slimy insurance agent, she worries that she’s a “jinx”.

8 Dec 09
2012

The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Gene gets his first girlfriend, but it doesn’t take long for the family to realize that she is incredibly annoying and they pressure him to break up with her.

9 Dec 16
2012

God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

When Bob inherits a storage unit around Christmas, visions of riches dance in the heads of the family, but what they find inside is a squatter who claims he once worked as a ma…

10 Jan 06
2013

Mother Daughter Laser Razor

Linda worries that her relationship with Louise isn’t as good as it should be, so, much to Louise’s chagrin, she forces the young lady to participate in a mother-da…

11 Jan 13
2013

Nude Beach

The new health inspector proves to be a decent fellow, until he blackmails Bob into being allowed to perform his atrocious music at the restaurant, which drives away the custom…

12 Jan 27
2013

Broadcast Wagstaff School News

There is a “Mad Pooper” running wild at the Belcher children’s middle school and Tina finds herself on a mission to get to the “bottom” of the situation.

13 Feb 10
2013

My Fuzzy Valentine

When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn’t cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine’s Day gift that will “w…

14 Feb 17
2013

Lindapendent Woman

Linda thinks Bob doesn’t appreciate her and quits the restaurant to work at a grocery store. In her absence, Bob tries – and fails – to run the place on his o…

15 Mar 03
2013

O.T.: The Outside Toilet

When Gene finds an expensive talking toilet out in the woods, he and his friends decide to protect it as much as they can while an evil toilet hunter is looking for the toilet.…

16 Mar 10
2013

Topsy

Louise expects to get a charge out of taking down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher when she re-creates one of the famous inventor’s experiments that involved el…

17 Mar 17
2013

Two for Tina

Jimmy Jr. is threatened when Tina starts dating a ballet dancer named Josh and the two boys get into an epic dance-off for her heart

18 Mar 24
2013

It Snakes a Village

The Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda’s parents who live in a senior home that – to Linda’s complete horror – is full of senior s…

19 Apr 14
2013

Family Fracas

After the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV game show “Family Fracas!” To the dis…

20 Apr 21
2013

The Kids Run the Restaurant

After Bob cuts his finger and faints at the sight of his own blood, Linda brings him to the hospital and leaves the kids home alone. Not ones to waste a golden opportunity, Tin…

21 Apr 28
2013

Boyz 4 Now

While accompanying Tina to a “Boyz 4 Now” concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the lead singers, Boo Boo – and is in disbelief that she actually likes a…

22 May 05
2013

Carpe Museum

Bob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are on the lookout for exhibits with busts, and not…

23 May 12
2013

The Unnatural

After Gene loses his confidence at his baseball game, Linda decides to sign him up for baseball camp. The only problem? She needs money to pay for it! Meanwhile, Tina discovers…

About Bob's Burgers

Bob’s Burgers follows a third-generation restaurateur, Bob, as he runs Bob’s Burgers with the help of his wife and their three kids. Bob and his quirky family have big ideas about burgers, but fall short on service and sophistication. Despite the greasy counters, lousy location and a dearth of customers, Bob and his family are determined to make Bob’s Burgers “grand re-re-re-opening” a success.

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