Family Guy: Season 12


# Air Date Title
1 Sep 29

Finders Keepers

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

2 Oct 06

Vestigial Peter

When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter’s neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.

3 Nov 03

Quagmire's Quagmire

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie&#…

4 Nov 10

A Fistful of Meg

Meg spills her lunch on an unstable new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

5 Nov 17

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Peter destroys the family’s passports while they’re in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

6 Nov 24

Life of Brian

When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history, Stewie decides to destroy his time machine.

7 Dec 08

Into Harmony's Way

Fame gets to Peter’s head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

8 Dec 15

Christmas Guy

Peter fills Lois’ dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.

9 Jan 05

Peter Problems

Peter asks Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.

10 Jan 12

Grimm Job

Classic fairytales with a Quahog spin.

11 Jan 26

Brian's a Bad Father

When Brian’s son, now a TV star, comes to town, Brian is more focused on landing a job on the show’s writing staff than being a good dad; an accidental shooting lea…

12 Mar 09

Mom's the Word

After Peter’s mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death.

13 Mar 16

3 Acts of God

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

14 Mar 23

Fresh Heir

Chris becomes the heir to Carter’s fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

15 Mar 30

Secondhand Spoke

After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school.

16 Apr 06

Herpe, the Love Sore

Brian gives Stewie an STD and the guys fight for a booth at the Clam

17 Apr 13

The Most Interesting Man in the World

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he’s a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago a…

18 Apr 27

Baby Got Black

Chris and Jerome’s daughter, Pam (Keke Palmer), run away together when Jerome (Kevin Michael Richardson) forbids their relationship.

19 May 04

Meg Stinks!

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.

20 May 11

He's Bla-ack

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument.

21 May 18

Chap Stewie

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

About Family Guy

Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin’ Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he’s not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian – a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.