Family Guy: Season 3

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Jul 11
2001

The Thin White Line

Brian takes a job on the police force as a drug-sniffing dog, which leads him down a path of cocaine addiction. Trying to kick the habit, Brian checks into a clinic. With the…

2 Jul 18
2001

Brian Does Hollywood

The Griffin family learns Brain has gone to Hollywood. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie awarded an appearance, and the Griffin get a free trip to Los An…

3 Jul 25
2001

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Peter’s toy company gets bought out by the El Dorado Cigarettes company, and the toys are then used to market cigarettes to children. When Peter, on Lois’s advice,…

4 Aug 01
2001

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Ni…

5 Aug 08
2001

And the Wiener is...

Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club. He then takes Chris on a…

6 Aug 15
2001

Death Lives

Peter sneaks away on his and Lois’ anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to…

7 Aug 22
2001

Lethal Weapons

Bonnie convinces Lois to join her Tae-Jitsu class and Quahog is invaded by New York “leafers” coming to look at the pretty colored leaves in fall. Lois quickly beco…

8 Aug 29
2001

The Kiss Seen Round the World

When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news…

9 Sep 05
2001

Mr. Saturday Knight

Peter’s boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed…

10 Sep 12
2001

Fish Out of Water

Peter, Still out of a job, and now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing. After buying a boat at a police auction, he soon finds himself in debt to a loa…

11 Nov 08
2001

Emission Impossible

Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby.…

12 Nov 15
2001

To Love and Die in Dixie

Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives, the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program. They a…

13 Nov 29
2001

Screwed the Pooch

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some “issues” of his own to work out. Find out if Brian’s…

14 Dec 06
2001

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t q…

15 Dec 20
2001

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for th…

16 Dec 21
2001

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to kee…

17 Jan 17
2002

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

When Brian is arrested for drunk driving, he’s forced to do community service, which consists of helping Pearl, a middle-aged, agoraphobic, bitter woman. Brian gets so fe…

18 Jan 24
2002

From Method to Madness

When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a mediocre performance and…

19 Jan 31
2002

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Peter’s jealousy reaches new heights when he accompanies Lois to the gynecologist. As the doctor prepares to examine Lois, Peter refuses to let him near her. Later, while…

20 Feb 07
2002

Road to Europe

Stewie is addicted to the British hot children’s show “Jolly Farm Review” based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. Brian ma…

21 Feb 14
2002

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer profound questions:

“Li’l Griffins”

The Griffins as the littl…

22 Nov 02
2003

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish “money guy” to help…

About Family Guy

Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin’ Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he’s not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian – a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

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