Guys With Kids: Season 1
Episodes
| # | Air Date | Title |
| 1 | Sep 12 2012 |
PilotChris tries to find a babysitter so he can go to a basketball game without his ex-wife finding out; Gary and Manny get some time alone in an unusual spot; Nick forgets somethin… |
| 2 | Sep 26 2012 |
Chris' New GirlfriendNick confesses to having a shared past with Chris’ new girlfriend; Gary steels himself for the consequences of forgetting his anniversary. |
| 3 | Oct 03 2012 |
Marny Wants a GirlAfter having four boys, Marny wants to try for a girl; Sheila plans and signs everyone up for a child CPR class. |
| 4 | Oct 10 2012 |
The StandoffGary experiments with unconventional disciplinary tactics; Marny insists on helping Chris; a school project leads Nick to feel overly competitive. |
| 5 | Oct 17 2012 |
Gary's Day OffMarny agrees to take care of the kids so Gary can have a break; the guys help Sheila move in hope of getting back Chris’ Giants tickets. |
| 6 | Oct 24 2012 |
Apartment HalloweenNick goes to war with the new co-op board president, Lydia (Marissa Jaret Winokur), when she forbids his annual Halloween decorations. |
| 7 | Oct 31 2012 |
The Bathroom IncidentGary gets Emily’s help organizing his apartment; Freddie and Ernie lock themselves in the bathroom; the guys talk to Nick about his lack of preparation. |
| 8 | Nov 14 2012 |
First BirthdayChris plans a nontraditional celebration for Ernie’s first birthday; Manny and Gary try a kale-only diet; Sheila tries to deal with her breakup. |
| 9 | Nov 21 2012 |
ThanksgivingSheila tries to win the gang over with a traditional Thanksgiving dinner; Gary decides to spend the holiday waiting in line for a TV that’s on sale. |
| 10 | Dec 05 2012 |
ChristmasEmily and Nick think Manny and Gary’s marriage is in a rut; Sheila and Chris must decide who keeps the engagement ring after their divorce. |
| 11 | Jan 02 2013 |
First WordNick and Chris argue about who brought Sheila into their life; Gary talks about the origin of his chipped tooth; Sheila and Chris wait for Ernie’s first word. |
| 12 | Jan 09 2013 |
Marny's DadGary is willing to do anything to earn his father-in-law’s respect; Chris goes on a date with Shelia. |
| 13 | Jan 30 2013 |
Me TimeOverwhelmed by pressure at work and at home, Marny lies to Gary in hope of securing some time alone; when Chris signs the group up for trivia night, Nick and Sheila’s com… |
| 14 | Feb 06 2013 |
The WillA near-death experience leaves Marny and Gary worried about their children’s future; Chris is jealous of Ernie’s new male nanny (Mark Consuelos). |
| 15 | Feb 13 2013 |
Gary's IdeaMarny is dismayed when Gary comes up with a business idea; Chris decides to reinvent himself and starts a new hobby. |
| 16 | Feb 20 2013 |
Rare BreedGary struggles to keep up with his successful new career and his responsibilities as a dad; a missing toy makes a sound that keeps Emily and Nick up at night; Ernie is held bac… |
| 17 | Feb 27 2013 |
Divorce PartyWhen Chris and Sheila think about having another baby together, Nick and Emily plan a divorce party to remind Chris about his past with Sheila; Marny’s younger sister is… |
