M*A*S*H: Season 3

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Sep 10
1974

The General Flipped at Dawn

The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is…

2 Sep 17
1974

Rainbow Bridge

As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, afte…

3 Sep 24
1974

Officer of the Day

While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligenc…

4 Oct 01
1974

Iron Guts Kelly

General ‘Iron Guts’ Kelly arrives for an inspection, and ends up dying in Margaret’s tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General’s aide smuggle him out o…

5 Oct 08
1974

O.R.

The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops…

6 Oct 15
1974

Springtime

When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Rada…

7 Oct 22
1974

Check-Up

Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay.

8 Oct 29
1974

Life With Father

Mail from home worries Henry that Lorraine may be seeing other men. Father Mulcahy presides over a Jewish circumcision ceremony for the Korean-born son of a US GI.

9 Nov 12
1974

Alcoholics Unanimous

Henry’s departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot amongst the camp, especially f…

10 Nov 19
1974

There is Nothing Like a Nurse

The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone’s spirits whilst they are gone. Hawkeye: “Th…

11 Nov 26
1974

Adam's Ribs

Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce…

12 Dec 03
1974

A Full Rich Day

Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a “damn good Joe,” the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Lu…

13 Dec 10
1974

Mad Dogs and Servicemen

A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn’t have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies F…

14 Dec 31
1974

Private Charles Lamb

A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit …

15 Jan 07
1975

Bombed

The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening “friendly fire” incident. Trapper and Margaret g…

16 Jan 14
1975

Bulletin Board

Camp activities include Henry’s nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye’s and Trapper’s heckling, a Shirley Temple movie, and a cookout.

17 Jan 21
1975

The Consultant

Dr. Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. Unfortunately, being so close to the front at the 4077th causes Borelli’s drinking problem t…

18 Feb 04
1975

House Arrest

Hawkeye hits Major Burns and Houlihan is a witness. Despite Hawkeye and Trapper’s claims that it wasn’t intentional, Frank makes allegations against Hawkeye, and he…

19 Feb 11
1975

Aid Station

Hawkeye, Houlihan, and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new…

20 Feb 18
1975

Love and Marriage

Hawkeye and Trapper prevent a GI from marrying a call girl who has TB, whilst trying to help a Korean soldier join his pregnant wife. Radar, of course, provides his usual inval…

21 Feb 25
1975

Big Mac

The camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General’s jeep drives through the camp. MacArthur is so impressed, h…

22 Mar 04
1975

Payday

Frank buys two sets of Pearl’s, one for Margaret and one for his wife. After some talk, Radar gets Hawkeye $3,000 in lost earnings, Hawkeye gives it to Mulcahy for the or…

23 Mar 11
1975

White Gold

Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.<…

24 Mar 18
1975

Abyssinia, Henry

Actually, we won’t. One of the classic M*A*S*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a t…

About M*A*S*H

The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the doctors, nurses, administrators, and soldiers often find ways of making wartime life bearable.

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