$#*! My Dad Says: Season 1

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Sep 23
2010

Pilot

Henry is forced to move in with his outspoken father Ed when he is fired from his job as writer for a men’s magazine.

2 Sep 30
2010

Wi-Fight

Ed refuses to allow Henry to install an internet connection in his house, so he takes matters into his own hands. Bonnie needs to have a medical examination, and Vince convince…

3 Oct 07
2010

The Truth About Dads & Moms

Henry becomes outraged when Ed refuses to accept the blame for a DMV employee being fired.

4 Oct 14
2010

Code Ed

Ed tries to save Henry from the embarrassment of being rejected while they are on a double date. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie come up with an ad campaign for their real estate b…

5 Oct 21
2010

Not Without My Jacket

Ed tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes; Vince regrets asking Bonnie to reveal details about a past relationship.

6 Oct 28
2010

Easy, Writer

Ed is embarrassed by an article Henry writes about him; Bonnie and Vince make friends with an ‘‘it’‘ couple.

7 Nov 04
2010

Dog Ed Pursuit

While Vince is angry about Ed bonding his dog, Henry goes out on a date with Vince and Bonnie’s boss in the hopes of getting them a real estate listing.

8 Nov 11
2010

The Manly Thing to Do

Ed’s ball-busting Navy buddy Wally comes to stay at the house, and their friendship starts up right where it left off 40 years earlier. But when Wally acts like a bigot t…

9 Nov 18
2010

Make a Wish

Bonnie and Vince make a risky career move after seeing a life coach. Ed’s heart gets some romantic motivation after confronting the motivational speaker.

10 Dec 09
2010

You Can't Handle the Truce

Ed is involved in a longstanding dispute with a neighbor, Mr. Campbell, which Henry tries to mediate. Ed insists that while they don’t like each other, they are comfortable wit…

11 Dec 16
2010

Family Dinner for Schmucks

After she and Vince moved in to Ed’s house, Bonnie tries to make the best of things by instituting a new tradition of the Goodson Family Dinner. At first everyone annoys…

12 Jan 06
2011

Goodson Goes Deep

On a day off from work, Henry decides to spend some quality time with his father. Ed, however, is only interested in picking up a Steve Garvey baseball that he ordered from Aut…

13 Jan 13
2011

The Better Father

When Vince and Bonnie learn that the reverend who married them didn’t actually have a license, they decide to have a new wedding in Ed’s house.

Vince has t…

14 Jan 20
2011

Corn Star

Ed has a run-in with homeowners’ association vice president Rosemary Pernworth when she threatens to cut down his corn for growing too high. Never one to be defeated easi…

15 Jan 27
2011

Ed Goes to Court

As the newly-elected head of the Homeowners’ Association, Ed is more concerned with pursuing his neighbor Rosemary Pernworth than he is with passing any legislation. But…

16 Feb 03
2011

Well Suitored

Ed gets jealous when he learns that Rosemary is also seeing another man – an arrogant millionaire named Don. After a talk with Henry, he decides to tell Rosemary that he…

17 Feb 10
2011

Lock and Load

Ed and Rosemary’s fledgling relationship hits a snag when she tells him that his gun has got to go. After Henry, Vince, and Bonnie convince him to heed her wishes, howeve…

18 Feb 17
2011

Who's Your Daddy?

Henry meets a beautiful girl on the internet, but things get weird when she seems to know a little too much about Ed. Worried that she might be his long-lost daughter, Ed attem…

About $#*! My Dad Says

$#*! MY DAD SAYS, based on the popular Twitter feed by Justin Halpern, stars Emmy Award winner William Shatner as Ed Goodson, a forthright and opinionated dad who relishes expressing his unsolicited and often wildly politically incorrect observations to anyone within earshot. Nobody is immune from Ed’s rants, including his sons, Henry, a struggling writer-turned-unpaid blogger; and Vince (Will Sasso), the meek half of his husband/wife real estate duo with domineering Kathleen (Nicole Sullivan). When Henry finds he can no longer afford to pay rent to his pretty roommate — and secret admirer — Sam (Stephanie Lemelin), Ed reveals a soft spot and invites Henry to move in with him. Henry agrees, knowing that the verbal assault will not abate and now there will be no escape.

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