$#*! My Dad Says: Season 1
Episodes
| # | Air Date | Title |
| 1 | Sep 23 2010 |
PilotHenry is forced to move in with his outspoken father Ed when he is fired from his job as writer for a men’s magazine. |
| 2 | Sep 30 2010 |
Wi-FightEd refuses to allow Henry to install an internet connection in his house, so he takes matters into his own hands. Bonnie needs to have a medical examination, and Vince convince… |
| 3 | Oct 07 2010 |
The Truth About Dads & MomsHenry becomes outraged when Ed refuses to accept the blame for a DMV employee being fired. |
| 4 | Oct 14 2010 |
Code EdEd tries to save Henry from the embarrassment of being rejected while they are on a double date. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie come up with an ad campaign for their real estate b… |
| 5 | Oct 21 2010 |
Not Without My JacketEd tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes; Vince regrets asking Bonnie to reveal details about a past relationship. |
| 6 | Oct 28 2010 |
Easy, WriterEd is embarrassed by an article Henry writes about him; Bonnie and Vince make friends with an ‘‘it’‘ couple. |
| 7 | Nov 04 2010 |
Dog Ed PursuitWhile Vince is angry about Ed bonding his dog, Henry goes out on a date with Vince and Bonnie’s boss in the hopes of getting them a real estate listing. |
| 8 | Nov 11 2010 |
The Manly Thing to DoEd’s ball-busting Navy buddy Wally comes to stay at the house, and their friendship starts up right where it left off 40 years earlier. But when Wally acts like a bigot t… |
| 9 | Nov 18 2010 |
Make a WishBonnie and Vince make a risky career move after seeing a life coach. Ed’s heart gets some romantic motivation after confronting the motivational speaker. |
| 10 | Dec 09 2010 |
You Can't Handle the TruceEd is involved in a longstanding dispute with a neighbor, Mr. Campbell, which Henry tries to mediate. Ed insists that while they don’t like each other, they are comfortable wit… |
| 11 | Dec 16 2010 |
Family Dinner for SchmucksAfter she and Vince moved in to Ed’s house, Bonnie tries to make the best of things by instituting a new tradition of the Goodson Family Dinner. At first everyone annoys… |
| 12 | Jan 06 2011 |
Goodson Goes DeepOn a day off from work, Henry decides to spend some quality time with his father. Ed, however, is only interested in picking up a Steve Garvey baseball that he ordered from Aut… |
| 13 | Jan 13 2011 |
The Better FatherWhen Vince and Bonnie learn that the reverend who married them didn’t actually have a license, they decide to have a new wedding in Ed’s house. Vince has t… |
| 14 | Jan 20 2011 |
Corn StarEd has a run-in with homeowners’ association vice president Rosemary Pernworth when she threatens to cut down his corn for growing too high. Never one to be defeated easi… |
| 15 | Jan 27 2011 |
Ed Goes to CourtAs the newly-elected head of the Homeowners’ Association, Ed is more concerned with pursuing his neighbor Rosemary Pernworth than he is with passing any legislation. But… |
| 16 | Feb 03 2011 |
Well SuitoredEd gets jealous when he learns that Rosemary is also seeing another man – an arrogant millionaire named Don. After a talk with Henry, he decides to tell Rosemary that he… |
| 17 | Feb 10 2011 |
Lock and LoadEd and Rosemary’s fledgling relationship hits a snag when she tells him that his gun has got to go. After Henry, Vince, and Bonnie convince him to heed her wishes, howeve… |
| 18 | Feb 17 2011 |
Who's Your Daddy?Henry meets a beautiful girl on the internet, but things get weird when she seems to know a little too much about Ed. Worried that she might be his long-lost daughter, Ed attem… |