Roseanne: Season 7

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Aug 09
1995

Nine is Enough

Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing. Jackie moves…

2 Aug 10
1995

Two for One

Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.

3 Aug 11
1995

Snoop Davey Dave

Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.

4 Aug 14
1995

Girl Talk

Dan, Mark and Fred indulge in a little ““girl talk”“ and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men’…

5 Aug 15
1995

Sleeper

David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tr…

6 Aug 16
1995

Skeleton in the Closet

Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soirée with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred – intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Ro…

7 Aug 17
1995

Follow the Son

D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene’s moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy — who misinterprets DavidR…

8 Aug 18
1995

Punch and Jimmy

An impromptu visit to Darlene’s apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about; meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills:…

9 Aug 21
1995

White Men Can't Kiss

D.J.‘s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.

10 Aug 22
1995

Thanksgiving '94

Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can’t confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a f…

11 Aug 23
1995

Maybe Baby

Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision — one she believes is hers alone to make.

12 Aug 24
1995

The Parenting Trap

Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn’t performing well in school; meanwhile, to Roseanne’s horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with D…

13 Aug 25
1995

Rear Window

The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan’s bedroom. Meanwhile, Mark is so…

14 Aug 28
1995

My Name is Bev

After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan…

15 Aug 29
1995

Bed and Bored

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.

16 Aug 30
1995

Sisters

Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.‘s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.

17 Aug 31
1995

Lost Youth

Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lov…

18 Sep 03
1995

Single Married Female

In Roseanne’s absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.

19 Sep 04
1995

The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)

Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball; in the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a…

20 Sep 05
1995

The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)

The ““Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon”“ visits Roseanne.

21 Sep 06
1995

Husbands and Wives

Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn’t belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.

22 Sep 07
1995

Happy Trailers

Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resis…

23 Sep 10
1995

The Blaming of the Shrew

Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a therapist to save their marriage.…

24 Sep 11
1995

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene — who risks losing him if she doesn’t take her mom’…

25 Sep 12
1995

Couch Potatoes

Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.

26 Sep 13
1995

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

A Gilligan’s Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipp…

About Roseanne

Roseanne is an American sitcom broadcast on ABC from 1988 to 1997 starring stand-up comedian Roseanne Barr. The show portrayed a working-class family struggling to get by on a limited income in the fictional town of Lanford, Illinois. Many critics considered the show notable as one of the first sitcoms to portray an American family in which economics necessitated two parents working jobs outside the home.

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