Rules of Engagement: Season 3
| # | Air Date | Title |
| 1 | Mar 02 2009 |
Russell's SecretAudrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer de… |
| 2 | Mar 09 2009 |
Voluntary CommitmentAudrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell’s new assistant. |
| 3 | Mar 16 2009 |
Jeff's New FriendJeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend. |
| 4 | Mar 23 2009 |
Dad's VisitJeff’s father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night sta… |
| 5 | Mar 30 2009 |
Lyin' KingJeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to o… |
| 6 | Apr 13 2009 |
Poaching TimmyWhen Timmy gets tired of Russell’s demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff’s supersiti… |
| 7 | Apr 20 2009 |
Old Timer's DayAfter being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he’s still young by inviting her to his softball game. |
| 8 | Apr 27 2009 |
TwiceFrustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment. |
| 9 | May 04 2009 |
The ChallengeRussell issues a competition between he guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily. |
| 10 | May 11 2009 |
Family StyleJeff doesn’t get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it. |
| 11 | May 13 2009 |
May Divorce Be with YouAudrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people. |
| 12 | May 18 2009 |
House MoneyAudrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decis… |
| 13 | May 18 2009 |
Sex Toy StoryAfter Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life. |
