Rules of Engagement: Season 5

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Sep 20
2010

Surro-gate

Jeff unsuccessfully tries to keep Russell from sleeping with their new surrogate, while Adam tries to work on improving his rear end.

2 Sep 27
2010

The Bank

Jeff tells Adam his secret for keeping track of Audrey’s mistakes and how he uses that list to keep Audrey from getting too upset with him when he makes mistakes. Russell…

3 Oct 04
2010

Rug-Of-War

Jeff wants to see if he can get Audrey to get the rug back after Jeff gets sentimental about the rug and reminds Audrey about all the good times they had on that rug.

4 Oct 11
2010

Handy Man

Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom with Jeff. Meanwhile, Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.

5 Oct 18
2010

Play Ball

When Audrey realizes how miserable her job is making her, she contemplates quitting. Meanwhile, Allison tells Timmy she wants to slow things down.

6 Oct 25
2010

Baked

Audrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to be one of the guys.

7 Nov 01
2010

Mannequin Head Ball

When Jeff can’t get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey’s fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of manneq…

8 Nov 08
2010

Les-bro

Jeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell’s mother, Bunny, comes to town.

9 Nov 15
2010

The Big Picture

When Russell’s trust fund is cut off by his mother, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order…

10 Nov 22
2010

Fun Run

Jeff struggles to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey’s 10K charity run after telling them that he doesn’t want to participate in their…

11 Dec 06
2010

Refusing to Budget

Timmy teaches Russell how to budget after all utilities are suddenly turned off. Audrey tells someone all about publishing and shows off her office.

12 Dec 13
2010

Little Bummer Boy

When Russell decides to borrow a Holiday concept of gift-giving from Adam, both Adam and his co-workers are in for surprises. Meanwhile, Audrey wants to make people laugh at Je…

13 Jan 03
2011

The Home Stretch

When Jeff discovers that a guy is giving Audrey home pilates classes, he wants to make a change. Meanwhile, Adam tells Jennifer specifics about his football past.

14 Jan 17
2011

Uh Oh It's Magic

Russell is busy looking for his date at a magic show, Audrey tells Brenda’s girlfriend a secret.

15 Feb 07
2011

Singing and Dancing

Timmy wants to join a sinning group but may have a hard time keeping the secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have a new rude neighbor.

16 Feb 24
2011

Jeff's Day

Jeff’s day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam’s eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.

17 Mar 03
2011

Zygote

Jeff, Audrey and Brenda find a zygote after seeing a fertility specialist. Russell and Timmy double date.

18 Mar 10
2011

Anniversary Chicken

After Jeff stuns Audrey by remembering their wedding date the surprise is on Jeff. Timmy helps Russell on a date.

19 Mar 31
2011

The Set Up

Russell finds Timmy has a sister and wants to date her. Audrey and Jeff play match maker for their neighbor Liz.

20 Apr 07
2011

Beating The System

Jeff and Audrey are in for a big change when Brenda finds out she is pregnant. Timmy is Adam and Jennifer’s wedding planner.

21 Apr 28
2011

The Jeff Photo

When an old photo of Jeff appears in an art gallery, he decides it’s time to make some changes in his life. Meanwhile, Russell experiences a slump with women until he see…

22 May 05
2011

Double Down

Jeff and Audrey get a surprise that their family may soon double in size. Russell in his latest scheme to date a girl decides to throw a party for Timmy who recently became a c…

23 May 12
2011

The Power Couple

Russell gets Timmy and to see if he can figure out why to Liz is attracted to the other man and not Russell. Jeff doesn’t like the idea that Audrey is making almost the s…

24 May 19
2011

The Last of the Red Hat Lovers

Russell books a cruise that he thinks is filled with “red hot” ladies but instead it’s filled with ladies from the Red Hat society. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to…

About Rules of Engagement

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of an engaged couple, Adam and Jennifer; a long-time married pair, Jeff and Audrey; a single guy on the prowl, Russell; and his office assistant, Timmy. As they find out, the often confusing stages of a relationship can seem like being on a roller coaster: people can describe them to you, but to really know what it’s like, you have to take a ride for yourself.

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