Seinfeld: Season 3

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Sep 18
1991

The Note

Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with his therapist leads to a misunderstanding. Jerry uses his dentist friend, Roy, to write a note so that insura…

2 Sep 25
1991

The Truth

George’s relationship with a former IRS worker may ease Jerry’s tax audit worries- until she becomes his former girlfriend. She wants to k…

3 Oct 02
1991

The Pen

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents. There are temperature control problems in the condo, a back breaking sofa bed, a slight overdose of…

4 Oct 09
1991

The Dog

Jerry is watching an unruly dog, for a fellow airline passenger who’s sick in a hospital somewhere in Chicago. Jerry, can’t leave his apartment, that leaves George…

5 Oct 16
1991

The Library

The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop. George thinks the home…

6 Oct 30
1991

The Parking Garage

Everyone separates to try to find the car in a huge parking garage. Jerry needs to use the bathroom so he finds a place to go and gets busted. Elaine tries to get help from peo…

7 Nov 06
1991

The Cafe

Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion. George must take an IQ test for his latest girlfriend, so Elaine helps him in…

8 Nov 13
1991

The Tape

George is excited about a new potential baldness cure that was discovered in China. While listening to a tape of his previous nights show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious…

9 Nov 20
1991

The Nose Job

Jerry’s brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the “sex is great” but not anything e…

10 Nov 27
1991

The Stranded

Jerry & Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations. Afterward, George abandons them there, when he…

11 Dec 04
1991

The Alternate Side

Jerry’s car is stolen and the criminal picks up his car phone. George decides to take a fill-in job moving cars from one side of the street to the other; this turns into…

12 Dec 11
1991

The Red Dot

Jerry is the unwitting cause of Elaine’s boyfriend falling off the wagon. Elaine gets George a job, so he buys her a gift, an $85 cashmere sweater. The sweater has a litt…

13 Jan 08
1992

The Subway

Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway. George meets a beautiful woman who distracts him from his intended destination, a job intervi…

14 Jan 15
1992

The Pez Dispenser

Kramer joins the “Polar Bear Club.” Jerry gets one of Kramer’s Pez dispensers which makes Elaine laugh during a piano recital of George’s girlfriend, an…

15 Jan 29
1992

The Suicide

Elaine needs to fast before an x-ray, so she tries stuffing herself three days before the test. After his neighbor Martin tries suicide, Jerry is hit on by his girlfriend, Gina…

16 Feb 05
1992

The Fix-Up

After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell George and Elaine’s friend on a blind date, then they await the results. They promise to keep each other updat…

17 Feb 12
1992

The Boyfriend (1)

Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression. Meanwhile, George is out of time on his unemployment and he works harder than ever on his scheme to get a 13 we…

18 Feb 12
1992

The Boyfriend (2)

George tries two more approaches with the unemployment officer. Kramer gets Jerry to accompany him to see a former neighbors’ new baby, “you got to see the baby.…

19 Feb 26
1992

The Limo

On a whim, Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on the plane. While taking the limo they call Elaine & Kramer to join them for an ev…

20 Mar 04
1992

The Good Samaritan

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then he wants to date her, after dating her he finds out she hit another woman he’s always wanted to date. George has an affair wi…

21 Mar 25
1992

The Letter

Kramer poses for a painting, that an elderly couple becomes just crazy about. George feels obligated to buy something when he accompanies Jerry to his new girlfriend’s ar…

22 Feb 04
1992

The Parking Space

Kramer tells Jerry about something his friend Mike said about Jerry being “a phony.” After borrowing Jerry’s car, Elaine comes up with a wild story, because t…

23 May 06
1992

The Keys

Kramer invades Jerry’s life too much, so Jerry revokes his spare key privileges. Realizing that he has broken the “covenant of the keys” gives Kramer the real…

About Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld is a very successful stand-up comedian, mainly because the people around him offer an endless supply of great material. His best friend is George Costanza, a bald, whiny loser who craves the kind of success Jerry has but is never willing to do what it takes to get it. Jerry’s neighbor Kramer often barges into his apartment and imposes onto his life. In the second episode Jerry’s former girlfriend Elaine Benes comes back into his life, and the four of them are able to form a friendship together. The episodes were rarely very plot-heavy, focusing more on mundane conversations and situations that could be found during everyday life in New York.

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