Seinfeld: Season 5

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Sep 16
1993

The Mango

George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below “the equator.” Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms. Kramer gets banne…

2 Sep 23
1993

The Puffy Shirt

George is forced to move in with his parents. He gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe. Kramer’s girlfriend, who designs clothes and…

3 Sep 30
1993

The Glasses

George’s glasses are stolen and he needs a new pair, so he goes to see Kramer’s friend to get a thirty percent discount; all Elaine gets is bitten by a dog and then…

4 Oct 07
1993

The Sniffing Accountant

George’s father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry’s accountant being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out th…

5 Oct 14
1993

The Bris

George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Kramer thinks that he has stumbled on the product of a genetic engineering experiment, a “pig man.” Elaine a…

6 Oct 28
1993

The Lip Reader

Jerry is smitten with a line judge at the US Open, but after he gets her attention, he finds out she is deaf. Elaine has a problem not communicating with a limo driver. George…

7 Nov 04
1993

The Non-Fat Yogurt

When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop. Jerry inadvertently uses the “F” word, as a…

8 Nov 11
1993

The Barber

George is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or not, so he decides to go into the office and act like an employee while the boss is on vacation. Jerry is…

9 Nov 18
1993

The Masseuse

Elaine meets a man who’s perfect except his name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry is frustrated when he can’t get his girlfriend, who’s a masse…

10 Dec 09
1993

The Cigar Store Indian

Jerry helps George out with a coffee table stain and makes Elaine take the subway home and gives her Mr. Costanza’s TV Guide to read. While on the train, Elaine meets a s…

11 Dec 16
1993

The Conversion

George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend…

12 Jan 06
1994

The Stall

While in a bathroom stall, Elaine needs some toilet paper, but the woman in the next stall refuses to give her a piece. The woman is Jerry’s girlfriend whose voice Kramer…

13 Feb 03
1994

The Dinner Party

The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop at a bakery to get a cake, but they forget to take a number and lose the chocolate pastry and the one…

14 Feb 10
1994

The Marine Biologist

Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a “marine biologist.” An infuriated Russian writer tosses an electronic organize…

15 Feb 17
1994

The Pie

Jerry can’t believe that his girlfriend won’t share a piece of pie with him. There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she wants to know where it c…

16 Feb 24
1994

The Stand-In

Kramer talks his stand-in friend, a “little person”, into getting lifts to keep his job. Jerry visits a sick friend, who’s in need of a good laugh, at the hos…

17 Mar 17
1994

The Wife

A girlfriend poses as Jerry’s wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount. George uses the shower at the health club as a bathroom and is afraid of being turned in after…

18 Apr 28
1994

The Raincoats (1)

Jerry’s parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he’s just returned from three weeks on the road can’t get anytime alone w…

19 Apr 28
1994

The Raincoats (2)

Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone with each other at a movie, Schindler’s List, they don’t see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the shipm…

20 May 05
1994

The Fire

Kramer is dating one of Elaine’s co-workers, a woman who drives her crazy. Kramer brings her to one of Jerry’s shows, where she heckles him relentlessly; unfortunat…

21 May 12
1994

The Hamptons

Everyone makes a trip to the Hamptons to “see the baby” and enjoy the weekend. George’s girlfriend goes topless and everyone sees her chest before he does. &#…

22 May 19
1994

The Opposite

George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfr…

About Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld is a very successful stand-up comedian, mainly because the people around him offer an endless supply of great material. His best friend is George Costanza, a bald, whiny loser who craves the kind of success Jerry has but is never willing to do what it takes to get it. Jerry’s neighbor Kramer often barges into his apartment and imposes onto his life. In the second episode Jerry’s former girlfriend Elaine Benes comes back into his life, and the four of them are able to form a friendship together. The episodes were rarely very plot-heavy, focusing more on mundane conversations and situations that could be found during everyday life in New York.

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