Seinfeld: Season 7

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Sep 21
1995

The Engagement

Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women, so they make “a pact” to change their ways, though Jerry doesn’t know it. Elaine has a problem sle…

2 Sep 28
1995

The Postponement

Elaine’s dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer’s involvement in the dognapping worries him when he finds out about its impact on his…

3 Oct 05
1995

The Maestro

George is feeling the pressures of his relationship with Susan and decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at her uncle’s store. Kramer’s friend &…

4 Oct 12
1995

The Wink

Elaine gets a blind date with the guy from her wake-up service; however, he likes dogs. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry’s healthy breakfast, gets into George’s…

5 Oct 19
1995

The Hot Tub

George picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest. The ru…

6 Nov 02
1995

The Soup Nazi

While on their way to the “soup place” Elaine finds an antique armoire she wants. George makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the “Soup Nazi.R…

7 Nov 09
1995

The Secret Code

George tries to keep his ATM code a secret from Susan. Elaine is puzzled by a man she once met at a party and talked to for ten minutes, doesn’t…

8 Nov 16
1995

The Pool Guy

Elaine has tickets for a historical clothing exhibit and realizes that she has no female friends; Jerry suggests that she ask Susan. Kramer suggests that is the wrong move and…

9 Dec 07
1995

The Sponge

Jerry finds the number of girl he wants to contact on Kramer’s AIDS walk sponsor list. After finding out that her preferred method of birth cont…

10 Dec 14
1995

The Gum

Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. He also is keeping an eye on a friend, Lloyd, who’s recovering from a nervous breakdown. Lloyd has a pack of C…

11 Jan 04
1996

The Rye

Elaine is dating a jazz saxophonist who’s sponge-worthy but “he doesn’t really like to do everything.” Jerry tells one of the members of his band that t…

12 Jan 25
1996

The Caddy

Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. George’s bosses consider him for a promotion when they think he is so dedicat…

13 Feb 01
1996

The Seven

Elaine sees a girl’s bike she wants, but she strains her neck trying to getting the bike down from the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes her neck. Kram…

14 Feb 08
1996

The Cadillac (1)

Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their relationshi…

15 Feb 08
1996

The Cadillac (2)

Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George’s obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join…

16 Feb 15
1996

The Shower Head

Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry’s parent are in seclusi…

17 Feb 22
1996

The Doll

Susan’s old roommate from college, Sally Weaver, gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with; which he is, but he loses his own package in the process. Fr…

18 Mar 07
1996

The Friars Club

George is happy because he has a three-month reprieve. The wedding is delayed until June (just in time for the end of the May sweeps and a cliffhanger!). Meanwhile he is also e…

19 Apr 04
1996

The Wig Master

Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Elaine is picked up by the clerk. George has an unwanted house guest, a wig mas…

20 Apr 25
1996

The Calzone

George becomes Steinbrenner’s pet, when he shares an eggplant calzone with him. Kramer is raving about wearing clothes “straight out of the dryer.” Jerry thin…

21 May 02
1996

The Bottle Deposit (1)

George doesn’t hear the details on an important project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Peterman wants Elaine to bid on a set of golf clubs at the Kennedy auction, he…

22 May 02
1996

The Bottle Deposit (2)

Wilhelm is delighted with the job George did on the project; however, he has no idea what he did or how he did it. The detective on the case thinks he’s found Jerry’…

23 May 09
1996

The Wait Out

After George makes an off-hand remark to a married couple with a rocky relationship, Jerry and Elaine wait in anticipation of their inevitable separation. Elaine sports a new h…

24 May 16
1996

The Invitations

As the big day grows nearer, George and Susan order their invitations. Susan lets him choose the cheap ones. George tries to think of a way out. Elaine suggests smoking and Kra…

About Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld is a very successful stand-up comedian, mainly because the people around him offer an endless supply of great material. His best friend is George Costanza, a bald, whiny loser who craves the kind of success Jerry has but is never willing to do what it takes to get it. Jerry’s neighbor Kramer often barges into his apartment and imposes onto his life. In the second episode Jerry’s former girlfriend Elaine Benes comes back into his life, and the four of them are able to form a friendship together. The episodes were rarely very plot-heavy, focusing more on mundane conversations and situations that could be found during everyday life in New York.

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