Seinfeld: Season 9

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Sep 25
1997

The Butter Shave

Not fully recovered from “The Summer of George,” George is using a cane to get around. Jerry might have another shot at NBC, through an ap…

2 Oct 02
1997

The Voice

George’s employer wants to get rid of him, since they now know he isn’t really handicapped and they don’t like him. He has a one-year contract with Play Now t…

3 Oct 09
1997

The Serenity Now

Frank is supposed to say “serenity now” every time his blood pressure is in danger of going up. Jerry’s girlfriend gives his Knicks tickets away. She comments…

4 Oct 16
1997

The Blood

Jerry has an encounter with an Exacto knife and ends up having an infusion of 3 pints of Kramer’s blood infused into him because Kramer decided to store his blood. Jerry…

5 Oct 30
1997

The Junk Mail

Jerry’s childhood friend “Fragile” Frankie promises to get Jerry a new car because of a show he did for Frankie’s car dealership. George prepares for hi…

6 Nov 06
1997

The Merv Griffin Show

After Kramer finds the set of the old Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster, he begins to treat his entire life like a talk show. Jerry’s new girlfriend has a priceless toy co…

7 Nov 13
1997

The Slicer

Elaine is having nightmares and sleepless nights due to her neighbor’s inconsideracy. The neighbor is out of the country and has left her alarm clock set for 3:30 a.m.. G…

8 Nov 20
1997

The Betrayal

Jerry, George and Elaine return from their trip to India that they don’t want to talk about. Sue Ellen calls the wedding off and Nina doesn’t want George or Jerry.…

9 Dec 11
1997

The Apology

Jerry’s girlfriend walks around his apartment naked; she even eats breakfast and plays Scrabble naked. An old friend of the gang named Jason is going through Alcoholics A…

10 Dec 18
1997

The Strike

George, Elaine and Jerry attend Tim Whatley’s Hanukkah party. Jerry meets an attractive woman with whom he sets up a date. Elaine meets a man in a bad denim vest and give…

11 Jan 08
1998

The Dealership

Jerry plans to buy a new car with an insider deal from Puddy, who’s been promoted to a car salesman. Jerry ends up bargaining with Puddy and Elaine to get them back toge…

12 Jan 15
1998

The Reverse Peephole

Puddy is wearing what can only be described as a “man fur.” Jerry and Elaine leave it to George to sniff them out a deal on a massage chair, for an apartment warmin…

13 Jan 29
1998

The Cartoon

Kramer’s brutal honesty, gets Jerry in trouble with Susan’s old college roommate, Sally Weaver. Elaine obsesses over the meaning of a cartoon that appears in The Ne…

14 Feb 05
1998

The Strongbox

George tries to break up with his girlfriend, Maura, only she doesn’t agree. Jerry has purchased cuff links worn by Jerry Lewis in Cinderfella. He plans to use them as a…

15 Feb 26
1998

The Wizard

Jerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present. George receives a message from Susan’s parents, the Rosses. Jerry and George debate about the race of E…

16 Mar 19
1998

The Burning

Elaine thinks that Puddy is religious because of the presets she discovers on his car radio. The first idea George presents at a Kruger project meeting goes over great, his fol…

17 Apr 09
1998

The Bookstore

Kramer “hangs-out” more than usual at Jerry’s place. Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting. George takes a large book into the bathroom with him. Kramer and Newma…

18 Apr 23
1998

The Frogger

Elaine is confronted with cake from two separate birthday celebrations. She is tired of the forced socializing, so she calls in the sick the following day. Jerry & George a…

19 Apr 30
1998

The Maid

George searches for a nickname and decides on “T-bone.” Jerry has hired a maid to clean his apartment. Elaine suspects there is more than cleaning going on. Kramer&…

20 May 07
1998

The Puerto Rican Day

The gang tries to get back into town after leaving the Mets game early in the 8th inning, the Mets are down 9 – 0. On the highway they run into trouble with a maroon Volk…

21 May 14
1998

The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to the movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories. Featuring relationships (getting in & out),…

22 May 14
1998

The Clip Show (2) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (2))

More clips are seen and finally the closing minutes feature a series of bloopers and a musical montage that features the song “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” by…

23 May 14
1998

The Finale (1)

Jerry and George discuss the movies and George’s desire to get his fifteen minutes of fame. Kramer is off to the beach. Elaine calls a friend, whose father is in the hosp…

24 May 14
1998

The Finale (2)

The videotape Kramer made is played for the jury. When the NBC executives arrive, George forgets about the trial for a moment and complains loudly abo…

About Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld is a very successful stand-up comedian, mainly because the people around him offer an endless supply of great material. His best friend is George Costanza, a bald, whiny loser who craves the kind of success Jerry has but is never willing to do what it takes to get it. Jerry’s neighbor Kramer often barges into his apartment and imposes onto his life. In the second episode Jerry’s former girlfriend Elaine Benes comes back into his life, and the four of them are able to form a friendship together. The episodes were rarely very plot-heavy, focusing more on mundane conversations and situations that could be found during everyday life in New York.

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