South Park: Season 12
| # | Air Date | Title |
| 1 | Mar 12 2008 |
Tonsil TroubleAfter going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how fa… |
| 2 | Mar 19 2008 |
Britney's New LookWhile trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as… |
| 3 | Mar 26 2008 |
Major BoobageIn a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under set. |
| 4 | Apr 02 2008 |
Canada on StrikeThe head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. |
| 5 | Apr 09 2008 |
Eek, A Penis!While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. |
| 6 | Apr 16 2008 |
Over LoggingThe citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out wes… |
| 7 | Apr 23 2008 |
Super Fun TimeWhile the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door. |
| 8 | Oct 08 2008 |
The China ProbremAfter watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While t… |
| 9 | Oct 15 2008 |
Breast Cancer Show EverWendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can’t fight a b… |
| 10 | Oct 22 2008 |
Pandemic (1)The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on thei… |
| 11 | Oct 29 2008 |
Pandemic 2: The Startling (2)Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they’re stranded in the Andes Mountains.… |
| 12 | Nov 05 2008 |
About Last Night...While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. |
| 13 | Nov 12 2008 |
Elementary School MusicalStan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn’t get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when S… |
| 14 | Nov 19 2008 |
The UngroundableButters is sure he’s seen a vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the dif… |