South Park: Season 13
| # | Air Date | Title |
| 1 | Mar 11 2009 |
The RingThinking it’s his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next… |
| 2 | Mar 18 2009 |
The Coon“The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “My… |
| 3 | Mar 25 2009 |
MargaritavilleRandy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longe… |
| 4 | Apr 01 2009 |
Eat, Pray, QueefSomeone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn’t go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might… |
| 5 | Apr 08 2009 |
FishsticksCartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows… |
| 6 | Apr 15 2009 |
Pinewood DerbyRandy is determined that Stan will win this year’s Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy. |
| 7 | Apr 22 2009 |
FatbeardButters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia. |
| 8 | Oct 07 2009 |
Dead CelebritiesPowerful forces are tormenting Ike. He’s freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won… |
| 9 | Oct 14 2009 |
Butters' Bottom BitchButters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the r… |
| 10 | Oct 21 2009 |
W.T.F.The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same th… |
| 11 | Oct 28 2009 |
Whale WhoresStan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the do… |
| 12 | Nov 04 2009 |
The F WordEveryone agrees they’ve had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word… |
| 13 | Nov 11 2009 |
Dances With SmurfsEric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body… |
| 14 | Nov 18 2009 |
PeeThings at the water park are not what they seem. The boys’ fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is u… |