South Park: Season 3

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Apr 07
1999

Rainforest Shmainforest

Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the “Getting Gay With Kids” choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on a tou…

2 Apr 14
1999

Spontaneous Combustion

Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle’s dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help is by pe…

3 Apr 21
1999

The Succubus

Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the optometrist he doesn’…

4 Jun 16
1999

Jakovasaurs

The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Stark’s Pond. The government and the citizens of South Park are interested in trying to help keep this en…

5 Jun 23
1999

Tweek vs. Craig

The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives, the comba…

6 Jul 07
1999

Sexual Harassment Panda

Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison’s class. Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment and Kyle’s dad is getting rich. The boys go in search of “Sexual…

7 Jul 14
1999

Cat Orgy (1)

Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the…

8 Jul 21
1999

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2)

Stan’s parents bring him to Mr. Mackey’s party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids. Kyle and Stan’s fathers experiment with their…

9 Jul 28
1999

Jewbilee (3)

Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey’s party. At camp, Ike is sent to join t…

10 Oct 27
1999

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get revenge on the mean…

11 Nov 03
1999

Chinpokomon

The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan’s #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover…

12 Nov 10
1999

Hooked on Monkey Phonics

Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics to help him win the big South…

13 Nov 17
1999

Starvin' Marvin in Space!

Starvin’ Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin and direct them to S…

14 Nov 24
1999

The Red Badge of Gayness

South Park’s Civil War reenactment, sponsored by “Jagerminz S’More Flavored Schnapps,” gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the…

15 Dec 01
1999

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics.” The boys and all of the other South Park charact…

16 Dec 29
1999

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets facia…

17 Jan 12
2000

Worldwide Recorder Concert

The children of South Park are practicing “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” for the “4 Million Child Blow,” sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr. Garrison doesn̵…

About South Park

South Park is an animated series featuring four boys who live in the Colorado town of South Park, which is beset by frequent odd occurrences. The show grew out of a short film that Trey Parker and Matt Stone created called The Spirit of Christmas, and has become an award-winning show that is a unique blend of humor and satire.

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