Episode List

The tooth fairy has visited Cartman, leaving him two dollars. He rushes to the bus stop to share his news with the others. He then unveils his latest plan. If all they all comb…

The kids have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Eric’s fat ass. The girls challenge the boys to a sledding race down Phil C…

There’s something wrong with new student Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is “retarded”, he is “…

The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wi…

Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An organization called

Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a perfect donor. Cartman has a $10 million price for his kidney. The other boys go to Cartman’s house with the plan to take…

Chef is declaring that South Park’s flag is racist. Stan & Kyle head up the team championing the current flag, while Wendy and Cartman head up the side for a new flag…

“Fingerbang” is the latest boy band starring the four boys. Randy Marsh is against Stan’s participation in any boy band for dark reasons. The boys land a gig…

The boys attend church and the priest puts the fear of hell in them. They must go to Sunday school and learn that they must confess their sins. The boys are worried about Timmy…

Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn’t killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him…

The kids have to face the 4th grade, and they’re not too happy about it. Cartman cooks up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd grade where things were fun and…

Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that blows Kyle’s out of the water) After he’s done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if they d…

The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play with! Fireworks,…

This is the story of Pip’s origin. Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered the opport…

Mrs. Cartman holds an intervention for her son’s eating problem and is sending him to fat camp. Cartman returns from camp, 40 lbs. lighter. Cartman is selling candy to th…

The “Raging Pussies” concert is on! Kyle calls the police and say his parents have been “molestering” him. Soon all the children are calling in on all t…

Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn’t show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wi…