South Park: Season 5
| # | Air Date | Title |
| 1 | Jun 20 2001 |
It Hits the FanThe you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word “Sh*t” on the popular show, “Cop Drama.” Boffo ratings have the e… |
| 2 | Jun 27 2001 |
Cripple FightBig Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new “handi-capable… |
| 3 | Jul 04 2001 |
Super Best FriendsStan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyl… |
| 4 | Jul 11 2001 |
Scott Tenorman Must DieCartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman’s ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a rol… |
| 5 | Jul 18 2001 |
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the BlowIn the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to r… |
| 6 | Jul 25 2001 |
CartmanlandCartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle’s ass… |
| 7 | Aug 01 2001 |
Proper Condom UseThanks to Stan’s “handy” work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adul… |
| 8 | Aug 08 2001 |
TowelieThe boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that g… |
| 9 | Nov 07 2001 |
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty PantsIn the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to… |
| 10 | Nov 14 2001 |
How to Eat with Your ButtCartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kenny’s sweet cheeks results in him blowing a “funny fuse.” After a photo of Kenny’s better side… |
| 11 | Nov 21 2001 |
The EntityKyle’s cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile, Mr.… |
| 12 | Nov 28 2001 |
Here Comes the NeighborhoodFeeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that t… |
| 13 | Dec 05 2001 |
Kenny DiesIn a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny’s life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealin… |
| 14 | Dec 12 2001 |
Butters' Very Own EpisodeButters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returnin… |