Still Standing: Season 3


# Air Date Title
1 Sep 20

Still Scamming

When a doctor diagnoses Lauren with depression, the teenager sees a golden opportunity to take advantage of the situation. Meanwhile, Brian is desperate to figure out a way to…

2 Sep 27

Still Neighbors

When a lesbian couple moves in next door, Bill and Judy are shameless in their quest to get approval to build the deck of their dreams. But when they fail to make nice with the…

3 Oct 04

Still Looking for Love

When her cat dies, Linda starts treating her latest loser boyfriend more like a feline than a man. Meanwhile, Bill and Judy can’t help but make fun of the strange circums…

4 Oct 11

Still Winning

Bill gets caught up in a fantasy card game in which players pretend to be wizards and warlocks after he learns that Brian is a champion player. Meanwhile, Judy starts spending…

5 Oct 18

Still Auctioning

When the Halversons belittle Bill and Judy’s ability to contribute to the school’s silent auction, the Millers retaliate by coming up with the hit item. Impressed w…

6 Oct 25

Still Cooking

When Judy discovers that Bill is an excellent cook, she welcomes his help with the meals. But when he gets fussy about the cooking, Judy begins to think that maybe she preferre…

7 Nov 08

Still Going First

When Bill gets a clean bill of health and Judy is advised that her cholesterol is through the roof, Judy writes a beautiful letter to Bill conveying things he should know when…

8 Nov 15

Still Cruising

Judy is tricked into doing more group activities than she planned when she tries to improve her relationship with her mother-in-law against Bill’s advice. Judy is thrille…

9 Nov 22

Still Shallow

Bill and Judy are elated when they discover that Brian actually has a girlfriend, but Bill is even prouder of his son for having a crush on his girlfriend’s hot pal. Bill…

10 Nov 29

Still Lying

Judy asks Bill and Fitz to shoot Tina’s ballet recital, but when Tina’s teacher takes center stage in a sexy ballerina outfit, Bill can’t take the camera off…

11 Dec 13

Still Fast

Bill is irate when he catches Lauren’s boyfriend sneaking out of the house after midnight. Following the incident, Bill decides to bond with Chris in order to gain his re…

12 Jan 03

Still Bonding

On a father-daughter outing to the mall, Bill and Lauren agree to lie to Judy about spending quality time together, and then split up to do their own things. Meanwhile, Judy…

13 Jan 17

Still Advising

Bill convinces Linda to take his advice instead of Judy’s when he tells her to let her fiancé pursue his dream of making a music video even though he hasn’t writte…

14 Jan 31

Still Drinking

After Bill and Judy catch Brian, Lauren and their friends drinking in the basement, they decide to set an example and abstain from drinking for an entire month. Unfortunately,…

15 Feb 07

Still Single

Bill and Judy come to Fitz’s rescue by helping him adjust to his new life as a single man by joining him in his new bachelor pad and helping him pick up women at a bar by…

16 Feb 14

Still Not the One

Bill and Judy are so ecstatic to hear that Bill’s mother, Louise, is going to marry her boyfriend that Judy agrees to be her maid of honor. However, the nuptials are put…

17 Feb 21

Still Helping Out

Brian helps a woman in need as part of his outreach project and Bill willingly lends a hand when he discovers that ““old”“ Mrs. Grundy is a hottie. When…

18 Mar 07

Still Admiring

Brian is excited and filled with confidence when he receives instant messages from Lauren’s hot tutor, Sarah, a smart college student. Bill encourages Brian to pursue her…

19 Mar 21

Still the Boss

The guys down at the toilet store get a new boss – a young, brash, Harvard graduate – who develops a friendship with Brian. Bill shamelessly benefits from the situation unt…

20 Apr 18

Still Holding

When Bill and Judy discover that their pediatrician has the teddy bear that they used to hide their stash in, they must come up with a plan to get it back. When they find that…

21 May 02

Still Mother's Day

Judy tries to stand her ground when Bill’s mother tries to hone in on her Mother’s Day tradition with her own mom. Judy finally convinces Bill to take Louise wherev…

22 May 23

Still Getting Married

Bill and Judy are initially happy that Linda and Perry are finally tying the knot, but when Roach, the eccentric minister and best man, shows up and the other wedding details a…

23 May 23

Still Exchanging

Bill gets jealous when Brian becomes excited about his upcoming trip to Europe for a summer exchange program. In an effort to create a bonding moment with his son before he dep…


Still Aging

When Judy tells Bill to take her mother to the eye doctor, her mother convinces Bill to take a gamble and disobey that order and go to a casino instead. When Judy finds out, Bi…

About Still Standing

A working class couple in Chicago try to instill good values in their three kids, but their own past experiences often conflict with the lessons they try to teach to their children. Judy Miller is the attractive wife who was wooed by Bill when he duplicitously dated Judy’s less attractive friend. Judy and Bill were both popular in high school, and they never outgrew that teenage mentality. Neither has the level of maturity to teach their kids right and wrong, often causing a role reversal between the parents and the children.