The King of Queens: Season 3


# Air Date Title
1 Oct 02

Do Rico

Carrie is turned on by an imitation of Rico done by Doug; Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story.

2 Oct 09

Roast Chicken

Carrie has Doug sign a congratulatory card for his boss’ twenty years at the company and the whole thing blows up in Doug’s face. Now, Fisker, the boss, wants Doug…

3 Oct 16

Fatty McButterpants

Doug vows to lose 30 pounds.

4 Oct 23

Class Struggle

Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.

5 Oct 30

Strike One

Doug feels the urge for a new car and against Carrie’s advice buys it for himself only to find out moments later that the workers at the IPS com…

6 Nov 06

Strike Too

With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie’s school.

7 Nov 13

Strike Out

Doug and Deacon, who are out of work because of a strike, resort to playing sophomoric pranks, along with Arthur, to keep from going stir crazy. But they’re driving Carri…

8 Nov 20

Dark Meet

After a great Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie tries to recall their first Thanksgiving together who said, “I Love You” first. They consult Arthur who quickly recalls…

9 Nov 27

Twisted Sitters

Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly’s kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they must keep him from telling his parents…

10 Dec 04

Work Related

Arthur begins to work at Carrie’s company; Doug and Deacon compete for the best practical joke.

11 Dec 11

Better Camera

A battle of who got the cheaper gift begins; Lou Ferrigno moves next door.

12 Jan 08

Wedding Presence

Doug and Carrie rush to a friend’s wedding before the bride and groom realize they’re not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plans a scheme involving Spence.

13 Jan 29

Hi Def-Jam

Doug sets up his sister with Carrie’s boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.

14 Feb 05

Paint Misbehavin'

Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon’s birthday, which turns into a…

15 Feb 12

Deacon Blues

Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on ch…

16 Feb 19

Horizontal Hold

After Deacon and Kelly’s separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie feel…

17 Feb 26

Inner Tube

Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so he can play mud football and get out of going to her seminar. Now sick from his night of football in the rain, Doug starts watc…

18 Mar 19

Papa Pill

Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of to the weekly dance at a senior center. When Carrie finds out, she goes ballistic and turns…

19 Apr 09

Package Deal

Doug, feeling underappreciated at work, hears that drivers at FedEx are making twice what he makes. When he runs into a former co-worker now working for the big overnight servi…

20 Apr 16

Separation Anxiety

During the Palmer’s separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. While there, Carrie runs into a co-worker who seems interested in…

21 Apr 30

Departure Time

Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug’s parents while they have a short layover at Kennedy Airport on their way to Montreal. While there, his…

22 May 07

Swim Neighbors

Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards. Carrie breaks their hearts by telling the truth and rejects the idea of a combined backya…

23 May 14

S'no Job

Doug’s Uncle Stu asks him to get his son, Danny, a job at IPS. Doug doesn’t want him working there but he doesn’t want to look bad t…

24 May 21

Pregnant Pause (1)

Carrie discovers that she is pregnant and she is panicked that the timing is all-wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile and Spence is left out in the cold and Ar…

25 May 21

Pregnant Pause (2)

Doug tells Carrie not to panic about having the baby, that he will take care of all her “burden,” so he takes on a second job so that they can store a little extra…

About The King of Queens

Three’s definitely a crowd for parcel post deliveryman Doug Heffernan (Kevin James), whose newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur (Jerry Stiller), has moved in with him and his wife, Carrie (Leah Remini). Doug’s no longer the king of his domain — the renovated basement that houses his beloved supersized TV set — let alone the king of Queens, where he lives. Can they all just get along?