The King of Queens: Season 5

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Sep 23
2002

Arthur, Spooner

Carrie has been put in charge of overseeing a group of people who will be organizing and distributing legal documents for one of her firm’s big cases. The catch is that h…

2 Sep 30
2002

Window Pain

Mike and Debi, a bright young couple, move in next door to Doug and Carrie. The Heffernans don’t make the greatest first impression as an argument they’re having ca…

3 Oct 07
2002

Holy Mackerel

Doug and Carrie run into Father McAndrew at the fish market. They exchange pleasantries and as they are parting ways, Father McAndrew tells them that he would love to see them…

4 Oct 14
2002

Kirbed Enthusiasm

Deacon asks Doug to help him coach his 8-year-old son’s football team and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semi-pro team, but Carrie isn’t thrilled with the…

5 Oct 21
2002

Mammary Lane

Doug’s bowling team prepares for a tournament, while Carrie agrees to babysit Mr. Kaplan’s son, in hopes of furthering her career. But when Doug throws out a mercy…

6 Oct 28
2002

Business Affairs

Doug stops by Carrie’s office, and is introduced to her work-husband Curt. Although Carrie assures him that he has nothing to worry about since Curt is gay, Doug is threa…

7 Nov 04
2002

Flame Resistant

Doug and Carrie run into Doug’s high school girlfriend, Margie, at his favorite sports bar. Carrie gets jealous when she discovers that Doug’s mother would rather s…

8 Nov 11
2002

Flash Photography

At a wedding, Doug takes a naughty picture with a disposable camera supplied by the bride and groom. After letting Danny take the blame, and after confessing to a priest, he ha…

9 Nov 18
2002

Connect Four

Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, but insists on taking a couple over Doug’s friends. But when they realize Carrie’s favored couple doesn’t work fo…

10 Nov 25
2002

Loaner Car

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon to help prepare Thanksgiving dinner. When Deacon ditches her for Holly’s services, his web of lies soon gets out of control. Trying to cover i…

11 Dec 16
2002

Mentalo Case

A toy from their childhood leads to a rift between Deacon and Doug. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to give her father a great Christmas gift, but this proves hard to do when everyone…

12 Jan 06
2003

Jung Frankenstein

Carrie thinks Doug needs professional help to control his excessive eating habits, so she persuades him to see a therapist. When Carrie sees Doug’s great inprovements, sh…

13 Jan 20
2003

Attention Deficit

Doug becomes obsessed with his own Super Bowl party after learning that many of his friends will be attending a party thrown by a new co-worker. While Doug is focused on winnin…

14 Feb 03
2003

Prints Charming

Doug and Carrie photos get mixed up with another couples. When Doug and Carrie look at the other couples photos, they find out that their lives aren’t as good as the othe…

15 Feb 10
2003

Animal Attraction

Doug cannot spend time with Carrie on Valentines Day, because he has to deliver penguins, with Deacon, from one zoo to another. Yet, along the way, they run into some mishaps.…

16 Feb 17
2003

Golden Moldy

Doug and Carrie are having fun on their vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but once Arthur calls with a quote on the current mold problem in the house, all is not so f…

17 Feb 24
2003

S'Poor House

The mold problem in the Heffernan household grows and Doug and Carrie find out to fix the problem will cost them $12,000! Doug, with his tail between his legs, goes to his fath…

18 Mar 10
2003

Steve Moscow

Doug and Carrie try to get the Russian workers to repair their house, by going to extreme lengths of giving them vodka.

19 Mar 31
2003

Cowardly Lyin'

Carrie gets tickets to an opera but Doug doesn’t want to go so he has Deacon help him lie to get out of it. Carrie catches him in the lie which prompts Doug to confess to…

20 Apr 14
2003

Driving Reign

Danny asks Doug for a letter of recommendation at IPS so he can move up to being a driver like Doug. Since this idea does not appeal to Doug, Carrie d…

21 Apr 21
2003

Clothes Encounter

Carrie can’t stop buying expensive clothes, and then returning them within a few days. Spence’s new girlfriend is afraid of his dog and tells him to decide who he w…

22 Apr 28
2003

Queens'bro Bridge

Arthur and his half-brother Skitch are reunited when Doug sets it up for them to meet again at the tollbooth Skitch works at on the freeway. When Doug realizes they own a house…

23 May 05
2003

Dog Shelter

Carrie learns from Janet that Doug had a dog when he was 11, that they still have today, and Doug is 38! Janet admits to Carrie that the dog died, and they replaced it without…

24 May 12
2003

Taste Buds

Since Doug never gets what he wants from Carrie, he uses Arthur to ask Carrie for them, so he gets what he wants. Meanwhile, Spence is first on line to see a new movie.

25 May 19
2003

Bed Spread

Doug breaks the bed, and when Carrie and Doug find a new one that they like, it has to be ordered, thus leaving them with nothing, until they borrow two twin beds for the time…

About The King of Queens

Three’s definitely a crowd for parcel post deliveryman Doug Heffernan (Kevin James), whose newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur (Jerry Stiller), has moved in with him and his wife, Carrie (Leah Remini). Doug’s no longer the king of his domain — the renovated basement that houses his beloved supersized TV set — let alone the king of Queens, where he lives. Can they all just get along?

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