The King of Queens: Season 8

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Sep 19
2005

Pole Lox

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his poor parenti…

2 Sep 26
2005

Vocal Discord

When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. And when Arthur gets hold of it, their…

3 Oct 03
2005

Consummate Professional

Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.

4 Oct 10
2005

Like Hell

Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation

5 Oct 17
2005

Sandwiched Out

A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug’s feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan.

6 Oct 24
2005

Shear Torture

Doug’s frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention.

7 Nov 07
2005

Inn Escapable

A trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own.

8 Nov 14
2005

Move Doubt

Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence each have their eye on a beautiful Albanian…

9 Nov 21
2005

G'Night, Stalker

Doug’s karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker.

10 Nov 28
2005

Raygin Bulls

Doug and Ray Barone have a “guy’s night out.” Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother’s grave.

11 Dec 19
2005

Baker's Doesn't

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write…

12 Jan 09
2006

Fresh Brood

Doug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they’re ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves to be a coffee shop’s “customer of the…

13 Jan 23
2006

Gambling N'Diction

After she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to try to enter a high-stakes tournament. Meanwhile, Carrie gets Spence to help her lose…

14 Feb 06
2006

Apartment Complex

Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley.

15 Feb 27
2006

Buggie Nights

Bed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny argue over where to…

16 Mar 06
2006

Knee Jerk

After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse, and uses it to his advantage.

17 Mar 13
2006

Present Tense

The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.

18 Mar 20
2006

Sold-Y Locks

In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done.

19 Apr 10
2006

Emotional Rollercoaster

Doug’s lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so th…

20 May 01
2006

Four Play

Doug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other’s wives than their own, so they start hanging out with each other’s wives as well. When Kelly tire…

21 May 08
2006

Hartford Wailer

Doug crashes Carrie’s weekend company retreat, not realizing she’s blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff t…

22 May 15
2006

Fight Schlub

Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS’ competitors, but eventually discovers it’s just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile,…

23 May 22
2006

Acting Out

After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it’s time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie̵…

About The King of Queens

Three’s definitely a crowd for parcel post deliveryman Doug Heffernan (Kevin James), whose newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur (Jerry Stiller), has moved in with him and his wife, Carrie (Leah Remini). Doug’s no longer the king of his domain — the renovated basement that houses his beloved supersized TV set — let alone the king of Queens, where he lives. Can they all just get along?

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