The Neighbors: Season 1


# Air Date Title
1 Sep 26


When Marty Weaver and his wife, Debbie, move to a gated community with their three children, they discover their neighbors are aliens who had not met humans.

2 Oct 03

Journey to the Center of the Mall

The Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to a mall outside Hidden Hills; Jackie and Debbie question each other’s intentions.

3 Oct 10

Things Just Got Real

Looking for a break from their neighbors, Marty and Debbie make plans with their human friends.

4 Oct 17

Bathroom Etiquette

Marty and Debbie give Dick Butkus anti-bullying advice; Larry and Jackie get tired of the Weavers’ parenting tips.

5 Oct 24


The Weavers introduce the aliens to Halloween; Amber, Max and Abby reject Marty and Debbie’s costume idea.

6 Oct 31

Larry Bird and the Iron Throne

Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby’s birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.

7 Nov 07

50 Shades of Green

Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party.

8 Nov 14

Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees

Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents’ invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and Dick over instead.

9 Dec 05

Merry Crap-Mas

Marty and Debbie dislike the kids’ entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a family vacation; when the Weavers realize the…

10 Dec 12

Juan of the Dead

When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solve the problem.

11 Jan 09

The Gingerbread Man

Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda (Nora Dunn); Jackie’s competitive nature kicks in when she hel…

12 Jan 16

Cold War

When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees — especially Larry — are terrified and confused.

13 Jan 23

Dream Weavers

When the Weavers and the Bird-Kersees chaperone a school dance, Debbie tries to re-create a romantic moment with Marty; Jackie wishes she and Larry had a more interesting story…

14 Jan 30

The Back Nine

The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.

15 Feb 06

Space Invaders

The relationship advice Debbie gives Reggie backfires, making things harder for Jackie and Larry; Amber doesn’t want to discuss her boyfriend with Debbie.

16 Feb 13

Mother Clubbers

Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeovers.

17 Feb 20

Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winning Film by Larry Bird

Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go head-to-head.

18 Feb 27


When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an encounter with an animal.

19 Mar 06

I Believe I Can Drive

Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver’s ed teacher when Ms. Porsche (Sandra Bernhard) turns out to be very u…

20 Mar 13

Sing Like a Larry Bird

After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call could expose the Bird-Kersees’ true identities.

21 Mar 20

Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems

Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman (Bethenny Frankel) offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in wa…

22 Mar 27

It Has Begun ...

During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards — and see through them; Jackie confesses that she has always wanted a human wedding; Dick Butkus r…

About The Neighbors

The series, set in New Jersey, revolves around a gated townhouse community called “Hidden Hills.” This is where the Weavers, a normal average family, have decided to move to. But upon their relocation to this community they discover that this place is populated by residents who are actually from another planet, using names of sports athletes, where men can become pregnant, receive nourishment through their eyes and mind by reading books rather than eating, and cries out green goo from their ears. Not only that, it appears that these aliens have been stuck on Earth for 10 years, still awaiting for a distress signal to return home