The Simpsons: Season 13
| # | Air Date | Title |
| 1 | Nov 06 2001 |
Treehouse of Horror XIIa). “hex and the city” The family sees a gypsy, but Homer’s usual ineptitude causes the gypsy to seek her revenge by cursing him and his loved ones.… |
| 2 | Nov 11 2001 |
The Parent RapAbandoned by a prize seeking Homer, Milhouse and Bart go for an unintentional joyride in Chief Wiggum’s squad car. In juvenile court, Milhouse gets his case dismissed; h… |
| 3 | Nov 18 2001 |
Homer the MoeBart is digging a hole in the backyard, which turns into Homer telling a story at Moe’s. Moe himself is feeling depressed, he misses his bartending school alma mater, Swi… |
| 4 | Dec 02 2001 |
Hunka Hunka Burns in LoveHomer’s foray into the fortune writing business leads to a romance for Mr. Burns. Then Burns seeks advice from Homer when he starts to romance, Gloria his new found love… |
| 5 | Dec 09 2001 |
The Blunder YearsMarge falls for the image of the man on the package Burly paper towels. Homer and Bart scam Marge by making her think that Chad Sexington, the burly paper towel model, is comin… |
| 6 | Dec 16 2001 |
She of Little FaithBart orders a model rocket and Homer builds and tries to launch it. With help from some nerds and a hamster named Nibbles, a new rocket is built and launched, but results in t… |
| 7 | Jan 06 2002 |
Brawl in the FamilyThe family is going through problems. A social worker sets out to fix them after a domestic violence charge. He is horrified at Homer when the vegas wives of Homer and Ned unex… |
| 8 | Jan 20 2002 |
Sweets and Sour MargeThe family goes to the library’s used book sale; where Homer obtains a copy of Duff’s Book of World Records. When he’s gone through all the records, he decid… |
| 9 | Jan 27 2002 |
Jaws Wired ShutThe family watches the gay pride parade and then goes to the movies. Homer loudly protests the fact that the movie hasn’t started, due to the length of ads and previews.… |
| 10 | Feb 10 2002 |
Half-Decent ProposalHomer’s incessant snoring is keeping Marge awake and the cost for surgery to correct the problem is costly. She moves in with Patty and Selma to get some sleep. The new… |
| 11 | Feb 17 2002 |
The Bart Wants What It WantsAfter giving up the Olympic torch that Homer has stolen, the family stops in at a carnival being held at a private school. Bart comes to the aid of a young girl being bullied.… |
| 12 | Feb 24 2002 |
The Lastest Gun in the WestBart has a day that gets better and better, until it starts really sucking when a crazy dog that hates him for no known reason starts stalking him. Bart is chased by the dog a… |
| 13 | Mar 10 2002 |
The Old Man and the KeyHomer is anxiously awaiting the start of the new XFL season when the Springfield Retirement Castle calls to report the death of Abraham Simpson, but t… |
| 14 | Mar 17 2002 |
Tales From the Public DomainHomer gets a letter from the library telling him about an overdue book. He checked it out when Bart was born to have something to read his child. Lisa suggests that he read t… |
| 15 | Mar 31 2002 |
Blame It on LisaThe family receives a $400 phone bill for a phone call to Brazil. Marge and Homer go down to the phone office to get this error corrected, they didn’t make the call. Th… |
| 16 | Apr 07 2002 |
Weekend at Burnsie'sMarge plants her own garden and when the crows arrive she puts up a scarecrow. Homer himself is scared by the scarecrow, so he sneaks upon it and destroys it. As a result, th… |
| 17 | Apr 21 2002 |
Gump RoastOur story begins a la “Forrest Gump”, with Homer sitting on a park bench waiting for the rest of the family to arrive. While Chief Wiggum initially tells him isn… |
| 18 | Apr 28 2002 |
I Am Furious YellowSpringfield Elementary finally gets a career day speaker that keeps the children’s interest. The creator of cartoon inspires the children to come up with their own carto… |
| 19 | May 05 2002 |
The Sweetest ApuMy goodness how the octuplets have grown! As we see when Manjula has brought the children to Kwik-E-Mart. After the children have left, Apu believes that the Squishee deliver… |
| 20 | May 12 2002 |
Little Girl in the Big TenLisa is failing gym. So that she won’t fail and lose the Springfield Elementary the only accreditation they have, Principal Skinner gets Lisa a private coach. After see… |
| 21 | May 19 2002 |
The Frying GameHomer’s ordered Marge an anniversary gift, a pond for the backyard. The new pond attracts a screaming caterpillar. The “screamapillar” as the family finds o… |
| 22 | May 22 2002 |
Papa's Got a Brand New BadgeSpringfield is in the midst of a heat wave. The nuclear plant is at capacity and when one of its crack employees, Homer Simpson, plugs in just one appliance too many, the city… |