The Simpsons: Season 14
| # | Air Date | Title |
| 1 | Nov 03 2002 |
Treehouse of Horror XIIIThe family (along with Ned Flanders) holds a séance which brings the ghost of Maude Flanders back from the grave. With her presence in the room, she opens a book which brings… |
| 2 | Nov 10 2002 |
How I Spent My Strummer VacationWhen Homer can’t pay for his beer, he finds alternate means for altering his consciousness. When he finally is given a beer, it puts him over the edge and into a cab hom… |
| 3 | Nov 17 2002 |
Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third GradeTired of “suckling on the six network teat,” with their endless array of “reality shows,” the Simpson family gets a satellite dish. Homer and Bart spen… |
| 4 | Nov 24 2002 |
Large MargeMarge sees Homer flirting with two women and later tries to decide whether he is still interested in her or not. Homer’s response is to fall asleep. Meanwhile, Bart and… |
| 5 | Dec 01 2002 |
Helter ShelterWhen Homer is injured at work, his compensation is use of a luxury sky box. The family enjoys the luxuries, but Lisa is bored and joins the masses rink side. She gives one of… |
| 6 | Dec 15 2002 |
The Great Louse DetectiveThe family receives an invitation to go to a health spa. While there Homer is alone in the steam room, when some unknown person locks him inside and turns the heat up to the &… |
| 7 | Jan 05 2003 |
Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking)Edna looks forward to the apple picking trip she is going to take Seymour, only he has to cancel because he needs to take care of his mother. Meanwhile, Bart looks for ways to… |
| 8 | Jan 12 2003 |
The Dad Who Knew Too LittleHomer fails to get the birthday present that Lisa wanted. The gift he gets her instead makes it obvious that he knows nothing about his daughter and that makes her disappointe… |
| 9 | Feb 02 2003 |
Strong Arms of the MaMarge gets mugged outside the Kwik-E-Mart and she starts feeling vulnerable and becomes scared to leave the house. Dr. Hibbert diagnoses her with agoraphobia. The family trie… |
| 10 | Feb 09 2003 |
Pray AnythingWhen Flanders wins a half-time money shot during a WNBA game, Homer asks him what the secret to his good fortune is. Ned reveals his secret as hard w… |
| 11 | Feb 16 2003 |
Barting OverLisa dreams of being honored as one of three great Americans, only to be waken by Marge’s vacuum. Marge and the rest of the family have begun spring cleaning. Bart find… |
| 12 | Feb 16 2003 |
I'm Spelling as Fast as I CanThe kids are getting ready to go back to school. On the first day, Principal Skinner holds an all school Spelling Bee, which Lisa easily wins, allowing her to go to the state… |
| 13 | Mar 02 2003 |
A Star Is Born-AgainNed dates a once-famous starlette in a sendup of “Notting Hill”. |
| 14 | Mar 09 2003 |
Mr. Spritz Goes to WashingtonKrusty gets elected to Congress in part to help get the flight path for Springfield Airport diverted from directly over Homer’s house, but falls in line with the conserva… |
| 15 | Mar 16 2003 |
C.E. D'oh!On St. Valentine’s Day Marge is too tired in participating in the lovemaking that Homer was so looking forward to. Dejected, Homer leaves the house and stumbles across a… |
| 16 | Mar 30 2003 |
Scuse Me While I Miss the SkyPrincipal Skinner introduces the students of Springfield Elementary to Declan Desmond, a documentary filmmaker. Desmond is there to do a documentary on the school. The childr… |
| 17 | Apr 13 2003 |
Three Gays of the CondoAfter yet another Homer and Marge fight, Homer ends up sharing a condo with two homosexuals – who don’t exactly think Homer is straight. |
| 18 | Apr 27 2003 |
Dude, Where's My Ranch?It’s Christmastime and the family is out caroling. When they carol outside of a lawyer’s house, he informs them they can’t sing the song they’re singin… |
| 19 | May 04 2003 |
Old Yeller BellyBart’s tree house is destroyed and the Amish are called in to rebuild it. Because the Amish are master electricians, Bart’s new tree house catches fire at its gran… |
| 20 | May 11 2003 |
Brake My Wife, PleaseAt the Springfield Aquarium, Marge accompanies the kids on a school field trip. Lisa spots penguins flying and after Bart has shown off his “flawless pearls,” whic… |
| 21 | May 18 2003 |
The Bart of WarWhen Marge sees Bart and Milhouse incited to violence after watching an episode of South Park, she tries to turn them onto some good television on the PAX |
| 22 | May 18 2003 |
Moe Baby BluesThe family goes to the Springfield Botanical Gardens, where they and the other residents are there to see the blossoming of the Sumatran Century Flower. When his bar is empty,… |