The Simpsons: Season 17
| # | Air Date | Title |
| 1 | Sep 11 2005 |
The Bonfire of the ManateesHomer gets into trouble with football gambling debts. As compensation, Fat Tony wants to use the Simpson home for shooting the adult film “Lemony Lickit: A Series of Horny Even… |
| 2 | Sep 18 2005 |
The Girl Who Slept Too LittleThe noise of early morning construction next door is keeping the family awake; there is a new stamp museum under construction. The family successfully leads a protest that gets… |
| 3 | Sep 25 2005 |
Milhouse of Sand and FogWhen Maggie is showing signs of being ill, the family goes to “the more boisterous house of worship” in town to find Dr. Hibbert, who tells them that Maggie is developing the c… |
| 4 | Nov 06 2005 |
Treehouse of Horror XVIIt is game six of the World Series and Kang and Kodos decide to speed up the play of the game and they fire the acceleray. They shatter the fabric of the universe and everythi… |
| 5 | Nov 13 2005 |
Marge's Son PoisoningThe family is at Paradise Pier, where Marge was looking forward to riding the Ferris wheel all her life, only to find out that it is being dismantled with some of its equipment… |
| 6 | Nov 20 2005 |
See Homer RunHomer is ready for everyone to shower him with gifts on Father’s Day and Marge and the kids go to the mall to obtain the presents. Lisa decides she is going to make something… |
| 7 | Nov 27 2005 |
The Last of the Red Hat MamasThe mayor’s estate is used for Springfield’s Easter celebration, and in the course of the events, Homer embarrasses Marge in front of some new potential friends. To make it up… |
| 8 | Dec 11 2005 |
The Italian BobAfter being humiliated by Mrs. Krabappel’s class, Mr. Burns finally decides to buy a new car, so he orders a Lamborgotti Fasterossa. He sends Homer and his family to the… |
| 9 | Dec 18 2005 |
Simpsons Christmas StoriesWhen Reverend Lovejoy and Ned Flanders are unable to deliver the Christmas sermon, Homer steps in and tells the story of the birth of the baby Jesus (Bart), King Harod’s (Mr. B… |
| 10 | Jan 08 2006 |
Homer's Paternity CootThe result of Marge’s anger against Quimby’s new toll road leads to the discovery of a frozen mailman and his 40-year-old mail. The old mail is delivered to the recipient… |
| 11 | Jan 29 2006 |
We're on the Road to D'ohwhereBart obtains the key to the steam tunnels under the school and with Milhouse they go down to check them out. When Bart turns just one of the little valves they find in the valv… |
| 12 | Feb 26 2006 |
My Fair LaddyMr. Krupt is the school’s new gym teacher and introduces Bart and the kids to “BOMBARDMENT!” Bart’s attempt to get back at the new gym teacher results in the destruction of Gr… |
| 13 | Mar 12 2006 |
The Seemingly Never-Ending StoryThe family is on a nature walk through “Carl’s Dad Caverns,” when Homer tries to get a piece from a stalactite. This results in the family falling through the cave floor and w… |
| 14 | Mar 19 2006 |
Bart Has Two MommiesThe family is at a church fund-raiser, where Homer tries to ensure his rubber duck onto victory, but Flanders wins the big prize, which he doesn’t want and gives it to Marge.… |
| 15 | Mar 26 2006 |
Homer Simpson, This Is Your WifeHomer is stoked for a party, where Lenny shows off his new plasma screen HD TV. Three days later and Homer still hasn’t left Lenny’s apartment. Lenny eventually gets him to l… |
| 16 | Apr 02 2006 |
Million Dollar AbieHomer spearheads the effort to get pro-football to bring a new franchise to Springfield. The football commissioner, on his way to officially award the franchise, stops at the… |
| 17 | Apr 09 2006 |
Kiss, Kiss Bang BangaloreAt the power plant a movie is shown where the workers endorse outsourcing and Mr. Burns announces that he is closing the plant and moving the work to India. Homer is the only… |
| 18 | Apr 23 2006 |
The Wettest Stories Ever ToldAs the family waits for their food at “The Frying Dutchman,” they pass the time by telling stories. Lisa tells about the Mayflower’s journey to America, where Marge and her ki… |
| 19 | Apr 30 2006 |
Girls Just Want to Have SumsThe family attends “Stab-A-Lot: The Itchy and Scratchy Musical.” The musical’s director is a graduate of Springfield Elementary and Principal Skinner puts hi… |
| 20 | May 07 2006 |
Regarding MargieMarge goes on a cleaning frenzy before the housekeeper she’s won the services of comes to the house. One spot remains and she mixes a number of toxic cleaners together to tackl… |
| 21 | May 14 2006 |
The Monkey SuitWorking through their checklists of things to do before summer ends, Lisa gets the family to go a museum. At the Springfield Museum of Natural History there is an exhibit Lisa… |
| 22 | May 21 2006 |
Marge and Homer Turn a Couple PlayWhen Homer hears that the Isotopes are on a winning streak, he takes the family to the game. The first baseman’s game is going bad, caused by his sexy singing wife Tabitha emb… |