The Simpsons: Season 3
| # | Air Date | Title |
| 1 | Sep 19 1991 |
Stark Raving DadMistakenly committed to a mental hospital, Homer meets a tall, stocky white man who claims to be Michael Jackson. |
| 2 | Sep 26 1991 |
Mr. Lisa Goes to WashingtonLisa’s patriotic essay wins the family a trip to Washington, D.C. — but the corruption she sees there inspires her to write a new and very different essay. |
| 3 | Oct 03 1991 |
When Flanders FailedWhen Ned Flanders opens a store for left-handed people, Homer wants him to fail… until he sees the downtrodden Flanders family living in their car. |
| 4 | Oct 10 1991 |
Bart the MurdererBart becomes an errand boy for the Springfield Mafia. When Principal Skinner disappears, Fat Tony points the finger at Bart. |
| 5 | Oct 17 1991 |
Homer DefinedHomer averts a meltdown through sheer dumb luck. When he’s invited to the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant to give a pep talk, he faces another potential meltdown and again “pul… |
| 6 | Oct 24 1991 |
Like Father Like ClownBart and Lisa work to reunite Krusty the Clown with his estranged father, an Orthodox Jewish rabbi who had never accepted Krusty’s career choice. |
| 7 | Oct 31 1991 |
Treehouse of Horror IIIn the first story, the family buys a cursed monkey paw in Morocco, and their three wishes turn out badly. In a Twilight Zone parody, Bart is the fearsome “monster” who can rea… |
| 8 | Nov 07 1991 |
Lisa's PonyOvercompensating for his neglect, Homer buys Lisa a pony; the high cost of maintaining the animal forces him to work the graveyard shift at the Kwik-E-Mart. |
| 9 | Nov 14 1991 |
Saturdays of ThunderHomer tries to bond with Bart by building a soapbox racer. On race day, Bart must decide between driving Martin’s aerodynamic racer and disappointing Homer, or driving his own… |
| 10 | Nov 21 1991 |
Flaming Moe'sMoe steals the drink recipe Homer invented, and the rechristened “Flaming Moe” turns his tavern into a hotspot. When a national franchise wants to buy the recipe, Homer wants r… |
| 11 | Dec 05 1991 |
Burns Verkaufen der KraftwerkMr. Burns sells the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to wealthy German investors who are shocked at the conditions. When the ceiling caves in, the Germans are desperate to sell… |
| 12 | Dec 26 1991 |
I Married MargeHomer and Marge recount their early years, when the couple faced a shotgun wedding and Homer’s poor career prospects. |
| 13 | Jan 09 1992 |
Radio BartBart plays practical jokes with a radio microphone, and his hoax tests the limits of the town’s kindness. |
| 14 | Jan 23 1992 |
Lisa the GreekSundays become “Daddy-Daughter Days” when Homer discovers Lisa’s uncanny ability to pick winning football teams. |
| 15 | Feb 06 1992 |
Homer AloneMarge has a nervous breakdown and goes on a vacation alone, leaving Bart and Lisa with Patty and Selma, and Maggie with Homer. |
| 16 | Feb 13 1992 |
Bart the LoverBart discovers his teacher’s personal ad and invents a fictional suitor to string her along. When Mrs. Krabappel falls madly in love with “Woodrow,” Bart’s conscience starts to… |
| 17 | Feb 20 1992 |
Homer at the BatWith a million dollars on the line, Mr. Burns hires ringers for the upcoming baseball game against the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant. But as misfortunes fell the pros, with b… |
| 18 | Feb 27 1992 |
Separate VocationsAfter a career aptitude test pegs Lisa as a homemaker and Bart as a police officer, she becomes a rebel and he becomes a hall monitor. When Lisa’s subversive behavior goes too… |
| 19 | Mar 12 1992 |
Dog of DeathWhen Santa’s Little Helper needs a life-saving operation, the family tightens their belts to save up the money. Sensing their resentment, the dog runs away from home, only to b… |
| 20 | Mar 26 1992 |
Colonel HomerHomer becomes the manager of a beautiful country music singer, whose attentions drive a wedge between Marge and Homer. |
| 21 | Apr 09 1992 |
Black WidowerWhen Selma agrees to marry her prison pen pal, Sideshow Bob, only Bart remains suspicious of his motives. |
| 22 | Apr 23 1992 |
The Otto ShowOtto loses his job driving the school bus and the Simpsons take him in. When he must get a driver’s license, he finds common ground with Patty and Selma. |
| 23 | May 07 1992 |
Bart's Friend Falls in LoveEverything’s coming up Milhouse when Bart’s best friend falls in love with the new girl at school. Jealous, Bart snitches to Milhouse’s father and the lovebirds are separated.<… |
| 24 | Aug 27 1992 |
Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?Homer’s half-brother Herb Powell returns, his finances in ruin from his last encounter with Homer. With a little help from the family, he invents a product that’s sure to turn… |