The Simpsons: Season 9
| # | Air Date | Title |
| 1 | Sep 21 1997 |
The City of New York vs. Homer SimpsonDesignated driver Barney absconds to Manhattan in Homer’s car and leaves it there. But when the family journeys to the Big Apple to retrieve their property, Homer discove… |
| 2 | Sep 28 1997 |
The Principal and the PauperUnmasked as an impostor, Principal Skinner flees to Capital City to reclaim his former life as a shiftless good-for-nothing. The people of Springfield gain a newfound appreciat… |
| 3 | Oct 19 1997 |
Lisa's SaxAfter Lisa’s saxophone is destroyed, the Simpsons reminisce about how she originally got the instrument. On the hottest day of the year, Homer must decide whether to buy an air… |
| 4 | Oct 26 1997 |
Treehouse of Horror VIIIIn “The Homega Man,” Homer faces a post-apocalyptic Springfield. Next, Bart attempts to become Superfly in “Fly vs. Fly.” In “Easy-Bake Coven,” amidst a witch hunt… |
| 5 | Nov 02 1997 |
The Cartridge FamilyAlarmed by a soccer riot, Homer buys a handgun. His reckless behavior drives Marge and the kids out of the house, and even his new gun club buddies desert him. |
| 6 | Nov 09 1997 |
Bart StarWhen Homer becomes the coach of a peewee football team, he replaces star quarterback Nelson with the less talented Bart. Facing his teammates’ scorn, Bart looks for a way out b… |
| 7 | Nov 16 1997 |
The Two Mrs. NahasapeemapetilonsTrying to escape his arranged marriage, Apu asks Marge to pose as his wife during his mother’s visit. When the ruse fails, Homer makes a last-ditch attempt to intervene, but Ap… |
| 8 | Nov 23 1997 |
Lisa the SkepticWhen a skeleton is unearthed at the site of a future shopping mall, all Springfield is convinced it is the skeleton of an angel – except Lisa. |
| 9 | Dec 07 1997 |
Realty BitesWhen Marge gets her real estate license, she learns to put a positive spin on the flaws of the houses she’s selling. But when the Flanders buy the Murder House, she realizes sh… |
| 10 | Dec 21 1997 |
Miracle on Evergreen TerraceAfter accidentally ruining the family’s Christmas tree and presents, Bart buries the evidence and claims a burglar stole everything. When Kent Brockman does a human interest st… |
| 11 | Jan 04 1998 |
All Singing, All DancingHomer rents a Clint Eastwood movie and is dismayed to find it’s a musical. Using clips from past episodes, the rest of the family reminds him about the many times he and… |
| 12 | Jan 11 1998 |
Bart CarnyWhen the carnival comes to town, Homer and Bart wind up working the ring toss. A father-son team of grifters shows them the downside of the “carny code,” but the Simpsons beat… |
| 13 | Feb 08 1998 |
The Joy of SectA cult lures in most of Springfield to toil for “The Leader.” After Marge escapes and has the family deprogrammed, Homer exposes the man behind the spaceship. |
| 14 | Feb 15 1998 |
Das BusWhen Otto drives the school bus off a bridge, the kids wind up on a deserted island, fending for themselves in a “Lord of the Flies” parody. Back in Springfield, Homer takes on… |
| 15 | Feb 22 1998 |
The Last Temptation of KrustKrusty bombs at a charity comedy event and feels like a tired old hack. With the Simpsons’ support, Krusty takes his act in a fresh new direction… but in the end, his true natu… |
| 16 | Mar 01 1998 |
Dumbbell IndemnityMoe goes broke trying to wine and dine a new girlfriend. Desperate for money, he cooks up an insurance scam with Homer. |
| 17 | Mar 08 1998 |
Lisa the SimpsonLisa struggles with solving a simple puzzle and fears that the “Simpson gene” is suddenly wiping out her intelligence. Homer stages a family reunion in hopes of introduci… |
| 18 | Mar 22 1998 |
This Little WiggyAt Marge’s insistence, Bart has a “play date” with Ralph. Bart suddenly sees the upside of this friendship when he discovers Chief Wiggum’s “master key” and goes to explore Spr… |
| 19 | Mar 29 1998 |
Simpson TideWhen Homer joins the Naval Reserve, a captain takes a liking to him and leaves him in charge of a nuclear submarine. |
| 20 | Apr 05 1998 |
The Trouble With TrillionsFacing an IRS audit, Homer agrees to help the feds bust Mr. Burns for a missing trillion-dollar bill. When Burns makes an anti-government stand, Homer… |
| 21 | Apr 19 1998 |
Girly EditionLisa becomes the anchor of a kids’ news program but is upstaged by Bart’s treacly human interest stories. At home, Homer corrupts a helper monkey. |
| 22 | Apr 26 1998 |
Trash of the TitansHomer feuds with the Springfield garbage men and decides to run for Sanitation Commissioner. After winning the election with a sleazy campaign, Homer can’t keep the extravagant… |
| 23 | May 03 1998 |
King of the HillAfter Rainier Wolfcastle helps Homer get in shape, Homer accepts a challenge to climb the Murderhorn, the tallest mountain in Springfield. |
| 24 | May 10 1998 |
Lost Our LisaBart’s latest stunt thwarts Lisa’s plan to attend a museum exhibit. When she tries to go alone and takes the wrong bus, Homer sets out to find her. |
| 25 | May 17 1998 |
Natural Born KissersHomer and Marge try to spice up their love life and are caught baring it all in public. Bart and Lisa discover an alternate ending to Casablanca. |