Two and a Half Men: Season 11


# Air Date Title
1 Sep 26


Charlie’s 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

2 Oct 03

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

3 Oct 10

This Unblessed Biscuit

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

4 Oct 17

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan’s illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.

5 Oct 24

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey’s boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

6 Nov 07

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.

7 Nov 14

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Lyndsey’s jealousy disrupts Walden’s and Alan’s dates with beautiful women.

8 Nov 21

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

When Alan and Lyndsey’s affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose’s (Melanie Lynskey) help.

9 Dec 05

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan’s date reveals surprising personal information.

10 Dec 12

On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

11 Jan 02

Tazed In the Lady Nuts

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).

12 Jan 09

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Lyndsey’s boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

13 Jan 30

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

14 Feb 06

Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man’s man.

15 Feb 27

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

16 Mar 06

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry’s sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

17 Mar 13

Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey finds out about Alan’s relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

18 Apr 03

West Side Story

Walden’s ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan’s home.

19 Apr 10

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him — until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

20 Apr 24

Lotta Delis In Little Armenia

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

21 May 01

Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.

22 May 08

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

About Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who’s facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers’ self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan’s estranged wife, Judith and Charlie’s crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother’s home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.