Two and a Half Men: Season 12

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Oct 30
2014

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan’s help.

2 Nov 06
2014

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.

3 Nov 13
2014

Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

4 Nov 20
2014

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

5 Nov 27
2014

Oontz, Oontz, Oontz

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don’t hit it off like he hoped.

6 Dec 04
2014

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan breaks Walden’s rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he’s cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

7 Dec 11
2014

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of mo…

8 Dec 18
2014

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

9 Jan 08
2015

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

10 Jan 15
2015

Here I Come, Pants!

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

11 Jan 22
2015

For Whom the Booty Calls

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

12 Jan 29
2015

A Beer Battered Rip-Off

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

13 Feb 05
2015

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

14 Feb 12
2015

Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey…

15 Feb 19
2015

Of Course He's Dead (1)

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

16 Feb 19
2015

Of Course He's Dead (2)

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

About Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who’s facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers’ self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan’s estranged wife, Judith and Charlie’s crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother’s home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

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