Two and a Half Men: Season 2

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Sep 20
2004

Back Off, Mary Poppins

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men’s group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

2 Sep 27
2004

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Judith is dating Jake’s pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

3 Oct 04
2004

A Bag Full of Jawea

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

4 Oct 11
2004

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Jake is very impressed and can’t stop talking about his mother’s new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie’s car to help h…

5 Oct 18
2004

Bad News from the Clinic?

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who’s better at playing hard to get than he is.

6 Oct 25
2004

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

7 Nov 08
2004

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Charlie and Alan hire Berta’s sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

8 Nov 15
2004

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan d…

9 Nov 22
2004

Yes, Monsignor

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can’t stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up wi…

10 Nov 29
2004

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie tries to get Jake’s approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds…

11 Dec 13
2004

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, ma…

12 Jan 03
2005

A Lungful of Alan

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who’s now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

13 Jan 17
2005

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

After an earthquake hits, Judith’s house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting CharlieR…

14 Jan 31
2005

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the ho…

15 Feb 07
2005

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

16 Feb 14
2005

Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practic…

17 Feb 21
2005

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can’t stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is tha…

18 Mar 07
2005

It Was 'Mame', Mom

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he’s his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric…

19 Mar 21
2005

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie’s ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and dec…

20 Apr 18
2005

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

21 May 02
2005

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ““…

22 May 09
2005

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on…

23 May 16
2005

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith’s parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to…

24 May 23
2005

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man’s trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

About Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who’s facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers’ self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan’s estranged wife, Judith and Charlie’s crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother’s home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

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