Two and a Half Men: Season 3

Episodes

# Air Date Title
1 Sep 19
2005

Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie’s help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie’s social life.

2 Sep 26
2005

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan’s chiropr…

3 Oct 03
2005

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman – his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to…

4 Oct 10
2005

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

5 Oct 17
2005

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie learns he can’t be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

6 Oct 24
2005

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Ignoring Alan’s warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

7 Nov 07
2005

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the une…

8 Nov 14
2005

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

9 Nov 21
2005

Madame and Her Special Friend

One of Charlie’s elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

10 Nov 28
2005

Something Salted and Twisted

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

11 Dec 19
2005

Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she’s running the house with an obsession for perfection.

12 Jan 09
2006

That Special Tug

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan’s emotional insecurities.

13 Jan 23
2006

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

14 Feb 06
2006

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie’s most recent ex-girlfriend.

15 Feb 27
2006

My Tongue is Meat

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia’s healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charl…

16 Mar 06
2006

Ergo, the Booty Call

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake’s birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more…

17 Mar 13
2006

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is…

18 Mar 20
2006

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend’s bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan…

19 Apr 10
2006

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his se…

20 Apr 24
2006

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

21 May 01
2006

And the Plot Moistens

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired o…

22 May 08
2006

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember…

23 May 15
2006

Arguments for the Quickie

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings fo…

24 May 22
2006

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las…

About Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who’s facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers’ self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan’s estranged wife, Judith and Charlie’s crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother’s home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

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