Two and a Half Men: Season 4


# Air Date Title
1 Sep 18

Working for Caligula

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

2 Sep 25

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour.

3 Oct 02

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

4 Oct 09

A Pot Smoking Monkey

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife’s lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

5 Oct 16

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage may be derailed…

6 Oct 23

Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.

7 Nov 06

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Berta’s daughter, Naomi, is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

8 Nov 13

Release the Dogs

Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause of Alan’s sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inabil…

9 Nov 20

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Charlie gets tired of Alan’s mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers’ double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

10 Nov 27

Kissing Abe Lincoln

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi’s condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

11 Dec 11

Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie’s friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge betwe…

12 Jan 08

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

13 Jan 22

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

14 Feb 05

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields)..

15 Feb 12

My Damn Stalker

Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

16 Feb 19

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Charlie’s young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being &#…

17 Feb 26

I Merely Slept with a Commie

After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her f…

18 Mar 19

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

19 Apr 09

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith’s fiancé, Herb.

20 Apr 16

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Alan looks forward to Judith’s wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

21 Apr 23

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg’s daughter.

22 Apr 30

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

23 May 07

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin

Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe’s affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.

24 May 14

Prostitutes and Gelato

Evelyn’s boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual ‘daddy issues’

About Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who’s facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers’ self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan’s estranged wife, Judith and Charlie’s crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother’s home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.