Two and a Half Men: Season 5


# Air Date Title
1 Sep 24

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

2 Oct 01

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

3 Oct 08

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan’s ex-gi…

4 Oct 15

City of Great Racks

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose’s face everywhere he turns.

5 Oct 23

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend’s 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

6 Oct 30

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie’s girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

7 Nov 05

The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan’s role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

8 Nov 12

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie’s new found fame irritates Alan.

9 Nov 19

Tight's Good

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy’s daughter.

10 Nov 26

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

11 Mar 17

Meander to Your Dander

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

12 Mar 24

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

13 Mar 31

The Soil Is Moist

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith’s sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

14 Apr 14

Winky-Dink Time

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

15 Apr 21

Rough Night In Hump Junction

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

16 Apr 28

Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

17 May 05

Fish in a Drawer

CSI’s investigate a death at Charlie’s house.

18 May 12

If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie’s attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

19 May 19

Waiting for the Right Snapper

When Charlie meets Angie’s soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it’s not for the first time.

About Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who’s facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers’ self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan’s estranged wife, Judith and Charlie’s crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother’s home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.