Two and a Half Men: Season 7


# Air Date Title
1 Sep 21


Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

2 Sep 28

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan’s new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie’s house.

3 Oct 05

Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith’s new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

4 Oct 12

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

5 Oct 19

For the Sake of the Child

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

6 Nov 02

Give Me Your Thumb

Alan’s advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

7 Nov 09

Untainted By Filth

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

8 Nov 16

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

9 Nov 23

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

10 Dec 07

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

11 Dec 15

Warning, It's Dirty

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.

12 Jan 11

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they’ve become friends.

13 Jan 18

Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

14 Feb 01

Crude and Uncalled For

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

15 Feb 08

Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

Chelsea and Charlie’s relationship is at risk when Charlie’s jealousy comes between them.

16 Mar 01

Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she’s not Chelsea.

17 Mar 08

I Found Your Moustache

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

18 Mar 22

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea’s best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

19 Apr 12

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake’s new friend and the hotness of his mother.

20 May 10

I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the “girlfriend experience”

21 May 17

Gumby with a Pokey

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

22 May 24

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Charlie is miffed over Alan’s planned attendance of Chelsea’s birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspen…

About Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who’s facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers’ self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan’s estranged wife, Judith and Charlie’s crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother’s home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.