Two and a Half Men: Season 8


# Air Date Title
1 Sep 20

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge’s mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb’s. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it’s time to cut back on…

2 Sep 27

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey’s offer to move in with her.

3 Oct 04

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie’s house.

4 Oct 11

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie’s house after their home burns down.

5 Oct 18

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

6 Oct 25

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

7 Nov 01

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlie’s girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

8 Nov 08

Springtime on a Stick

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

9 Nov 15

A Good Time in Central Africa

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he’s being stalked by Lyndsey’s ex-husband.

10 Nov 22

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

When Charlie’s ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

11 Dec 06

Dead from the Waist Down

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

12 Dec 13

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

13 Jan 03

Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

14 Jan 17

Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

15 Feb 07

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

While Charlie and Rose carry on their “affair,” Alan’s chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

16 Feb 14

That Darn Priest

Rose and Alan discover each other’s secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie’s desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

About Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who’s facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers’ self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan’s estranged wife, Judith and Charlie’s crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother’s home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.