Two and a Half Men: Season 9


# Air Date Title
1 Sep 19

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

2 Sep 26

People Who Love Peepholes

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

3 Oct 03

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

4 Oct 10

Nine Magic Fingers

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

5 Oct 17

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey’s seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

6 Oct 24

The Squat and the Hover

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

7 Oct 31

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

8 Nov 07

Thank You for the Intercourse

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

9 Nov 14

Frodo's Headshots

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

10 Nov 21

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he’s ready to re-enter the dating world.

11 Dec 05

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

12 Dec 12

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Walden’s mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden’s past that sends him into a downward spiral.

13 Jan 02

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

14 Jan 16

A Possum On Chemo

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

15 Feb 06

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta’s special brownies.

16 Feb 13

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine’s Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.

17 Feb 20

Not in My Mouth!

A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden’s relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.

18 Feb 27

The War Against Gingivitis

Walden’s ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

19 Mar 19

Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

20 Apr 09

Grandma's Pie

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom’s relationship.

21 Apr 16

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

22 Apr 30

Why We Gave Up Women

Charlie’s ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

22 Apr 30

Why We Gave Up Women

23 May 07

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Zoey isn’t convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.

24 May 14

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

About Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who’s facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers’ self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan’s estranged wife, Judith and Charlie’s crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother’s home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.