"Well?" -- Female Q, impatiently
"Well what?" -- B'Elanna
"Are you finished yet?" -- Female Q
"What you've asked us to do requires a complete reconfiguration of the shield array. It takes a while. For us mere mortals, that is." -- B'Elanna
"Surely there's some way you could speed up the process." -- Female Q
"If you're in such a hurry, why don't you just snap your fingers and do it yourself? [snaps fingers in imitation of a Q] Oh, that's right. You've lost your powers and you need our help." -- B'Elanna
"I don't think you understand. It's imperiative that I get back to the coninuum before Q mates with your captain." -- Female Q
"I understand perfectly. You aren't the first female who's ever had a male run out on her." -- B'Elanna
"I hope your not comparing some failed romance in your pityful existence to my eternal association with Q?" -- Female Q
"You know, I have really had it with this superiority complex of yours." -- B'Elanna
"It's not a complex, Dear. It's a fact." -- Female Q
"Well, here's another fact: If you don't stop pestering me I'm never going to finish. In which your association with Q may not be quite as eternal as you think." -- B'Elanna, angrily
"You know, I've always liked Klingon females. You've got such... spunk." -- Female Q
[B'Elanna gives her a look that could make the most powerful Q cringe]